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The Lever Mystery solved

Post by taipan on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 08:59

Name Irene Brue
Age A young 38
Location Kyle of Lochalsh
Occupation Deep Sea Fisherwoman
Wealth £Scottish 4.5 million
Source of wealth I have a fleet of 22 fishing boats. Despite my wealth I go out fishing five days a week. I love to see men in their yellow rubber being soaked by sea spray. What a turn on!
Interests Fish
Likes Fish and Chips
Dislikes Eggs, smelly socks and wearing red silk garters while having a bath.

Profile of the ideal partner
Age 20 to 40
Looks Rugged windswept and wears yellow rubbers.
Personality Rough and ready, sense of humour. Must have multiple body piercing - especially on his private parts.
Must Be willing to live in a very small Scottish island.
Must not Be Swedish


Intentions
Fun, champagne, Scottish whisky, sex and laughter - with some body piercing thrown in.

http://www.marry-an-...king-men-w7.htm

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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by Big Dog on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 09:08

Must have multiple body piercing - especially on his private parts.

I wonder if the silly cow has ever asked herself 'Why am i still single' ?
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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by lardbucket on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 09:45

Scottish sex? Scottish laughter?

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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by Brass Monkey on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 09:49

Ol' Taipsy scouring dodgy sites eh?
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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by lardbucket on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 09:50

interests: fish

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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by taipan on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 09:54

Brass Monkey wrote:Ol' Taipsy scouring dodgy sites eh?

Nah, nicked it of the SA forum Danny.

Nice try though.
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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by lardbucket on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 09:58

'must not be Swedish'

comedy gold

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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by skully on Mon 23 Apr 2012, 10:03

Does JKL meet the age requirements? Cool
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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by lardbucket on Mon 29 May 2017, 15:22

So ... did you answer this ad, JKL?

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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by JKLever on Mon 29 May 2017, 17:00

Rumbled....
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Re: The Lever Mystery solved

Post by taipan on Mon 29 May 2017, 19:34

I have absolutely no recollection of this thread.
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