Sports that should be in the Olympics. Push your boundaries.
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Sports that should be in the Olympics. Push your boundaries.
1) Test match cricket.
Current top four according to the Lorgat ratings to play each other once. Two points for a win, -1 for a draw. Three over-23 players allowed.
2) Synchronised fapping.
Points to be awarded for execution, synchonicity, facial expression("gurning") and amount of fluid. Outside the sock = immediate disqualification. Should give Woody a chance to redeem Aus's showing in these Games.
3) Synchronised skikking (on similar lines).
Others?
Current top four according to the Lorgat ratings to play each other once. Two points for a win, -1 for a draw. Three over-23 players allowed.
2) Synchronised fapping.
Points to be awarded for execution, synchonicity, facial expression("gurning") and amount of fluid. Outside the sock = immediate disqualification. Should give Woody a chance to redeem Aus's showing in these Games.
3) Synchronised skikking (on similar lines).
Others?
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4) Jesus loving. See who can love Jesus the most. Heard Iraq's keen and wants to send out a team.
5) Kraftwerk Origami. Whoever makes four members the quickest wins. Extra points for an outstanding Klaus Dinger.
6. Handshaking. Points for grip, intent, regional awareness and rhythmic technique.
5) Kraftwerk Origami. Whoever makes four members the quickest wins. Extra points for an outstanding Klaus Dinger.
6. Handshaking. Points for grip, intent, regional awareness and rhythmic technique.
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7) Cereal eating. Gallons of milk poured into a bathful of mixed cereal. Bonus points for extra Shredded Wheat.
8 ) KD Lang Garden Hopping. You hop her garden until she catches you.
9) Inner City Sumo. Fat schleps from the worst of areas battle it out in glass-strewn car parks.
8 ) KD Lang Garden Hopping. You hop her garden until she catches you.
9) Inner City Sumo. Fat schleps from the worst of areas battle it out in glass-strewn car parks.
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Brass Monkey wrote:4) Jesus loving. See who can love Jesus the most. Heard Iraq's keen and wants to send out a team.
5) Kraftwerk Origami. Whoever makes four members the quickest wins. Extra points for an outstanding Klaus Dinger.
I am struggling to see the difference in these two
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They've known about Jesus in Iraq for a while whereas Kraftwerk's fresh as a daisy over there.
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Nobel prizefighting. Nobel Lauretes are paired up by random draw and try to punch the living suitcase out of each other in a knockout tournament.
Cockfighting. A lot like Olympic Badminton, except every team us trying to win every match.
Cockfighting. A lot like Olympic Badminton, except every team us trying to win every match.
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Chav shooting. Put some of our scummier towns on the map as Olympic venues...
Pub decathlon. Darts, pool, skittles, poker, pint downing etc... guaranteed British success!
Pub decathlon. Darts, pool, skittles, poker, pint downing etc... guaranteed British success!
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Somnambulist athletics. Dose up competitors on Stilnox and see which of them can complete various events while still sleeping. Thinking here of the 100 metres on the track, in the pool, through highway traffic, off a cliff...
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Yeah, Mike Tindall deserves a chance to join his wife in winning an Olympic medal I suppose. More chance than in rugby anyway!bodyline wrote:Midget throwing
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Shooting people you don't like, while they desperately struggle to escape from their chains. Set to the music of ABBA.
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what does the second bloke do after the first one has shot horace?
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G.Wood wrote:what does the second bloke do after the first one has shot horace?
Easy. The second guy gets first pick of orifices.
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G.Wood wrote:what does the second bloke do after the first one has shot horace?
Mick Sawyer wrote:G.Wood wrote:what does the second bloke do after the first one has shot horace?
Easy. The second guy gets first pick of orifices.
No you fools, the second bloke is tac.
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Bare bum anthill sitting competition
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Cockroach snorting.
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Farnarkling.....you know it has to be.
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custard knitting
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Apparently, there is a new rule that the Olympics can now only be staged in July and August due to US TV scheduling. Makes it tough for many Southern Hemisphere nations to stage it.
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JGK wrote:Apparently, there is a new rule that the Olympics can now only be staged in July and August due to US TV scheduling. Makes it tough for many Southern Hemisphere nations to stage it.
Trumped
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JGK wrote:Apparently, there is a new rule that the Olympics can now only be staged in July and August due to US TV scheduling. Makes it tough for many Southern Hemisphere nations to stage it.
No wonder everyone hates the Yanks.
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And what a great thread. Geez this place use to rock once.
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skully wrote:And what a great thread. Geez this place use to rock once.
aye Skully.
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