In other news ....

If it walks like a qunt, talks like a qunt, smells like a qunt, looks like a qunt - it's a qunt.

This is the same prick who reported me for laughing about the deaths of Indians in the Bombay blasts of a few years back. Many (including me) read back through the relevant thread and agreed I had done nothing remotely like that, yet he repeated the claim many times.

I can cop being reported for getting under the thin skins of a few sad south Asians with the inability to laugh at themselves, but attempting to have me banished by using an outright and outrageous lie was the living end for me.

The man is a fruit loop (who can forget the "black helicopters over my house" palaver?) and should have been binned by Dello for bigotted idiocy and outright insanity years ago.

Well it was before my time and didn't tac report the whole forum, and I Had a couple of threads devoted to my banning. So I feel your pain, Well not really coz I couldn't give a rat's.

I couldn't give a rat's these days but back then we all thought the reporting thing was a serious matter. It wasn't until Dello later printed all the reports that we realised:

a) what a pack of tits some soft south Asians are;

b) what a tool taccy could be;

c) being reported wasn't the big deal we thought it was.*

It doesn't mean I haven't retained a large lack of respect for Mr bucket o' poo poo.


* with due respect to the current moderator.

Alright I never realised it got that bad. I mean I was a bit of a qunt and might have deserved it (actually fark them if they can't take a joke)

On what grounds can a govt justify this type of behaviour?

"THE South African government has begun the process of seizing land from white farmers.

Local newspaper City Press reports two game farms in the northern province of Limpopo are the first to be targeted for unilateral seizure after negotiations with the owners to purchase the properties stalled.

While the government says it intends to pay, owners Akkerland Boerdery wanted 200 million rand ($18.7 million) for the land — they’re being offered just 20 million rand ($1.87 million)."

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Not a good day for white South African farmers.

Without knowing the exact circumstances just under 19 mil sounds like a lot. Though if they were smart the black south Africans might realize they probably can't farm as well. There are some who could but is that the case in this case?

I see Warnie has released a new book, and dragged out his tired old "Steve Waugh is the most selfish cricketer I ever played with" line.

Down to your last $100 mill, are you Warnie??

Stop being a vindictive bitter old queen. Tugga was right to drop you for Antigua '99.

skully wrote:I see Warnie has released a new book, and dragged out his tired old "Steve Waugh is the most selfish cricketer I ever played with" line.

Down to your last $100 mill, are you Warnie??

Stop being a vindictive bitter old queen. Tugga was right to drop you for Antigua '99.

C'mon Skully. It will be a must read. Chapters on red inking, farming to the tail and the run out ratio. Promise I didn't ghost write it. But anyone who follows cricket could have written it.

Stop being a vindictive bitter old queen. Tugga was right to drop him for Antigua '99.

Maybe he should stay out of the ocean. He has had a couple of close calls now.

Nasty road rash.

Insane Bolt scored 2 goals for the Mariners tonight in a practice game before being subbed.

He didn't look too convincing with one to beat and then in front of an open goal.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/cricket-world-record-set-by-new-zealand-batsmen/f613a2ad-5bb6-448c-9eda-ef6acf859941?ref=BP_RSS_ninesport_0_kiwi-batsmen-combine-to-set-new-world-record_071118

And the bowler wasn't bowling "hit-me-out-of-the-park" donkey drops. He was actually trying.

Farty darts

"The recent Grand Slam of Darts has seen absolutely farcical scenes after two players had a match almost derailed entirely after each accused the other of dropping horrific farts.

Both Gary Anderson, a Scottish two-time World Darts Champion, and Wesley Harms, a young Dutch upstart, stringently deny grunting out the offending tummy coughs that each described as being nostril-stripping in potency.

Anderson wound up winning the match comfortably, but it wasn’t until afterwards that the shit vapours really hit the fan.

In a post-match interview, Harms accused Anderson of dropping his guts repeatedly on stage, leaving behind poo clouds so powerful they imprinted on his long-term memory, stating “It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose.”

However, Anderson subsequently turned around and accused Harms of being the one who, in fact, dealt it.

In only the most erudite manner a Scotsman is capable of, Anderson laid his accusations bare on TV."

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The one who denied it, supplied it.

Surely it was the guy who says "One hundred and eiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttttyyyyyyyy".

Should this be in the walking dead thread.

JGK wrote:

"Usually if I fart I shit myself"

David Howard Eastman has been found not guilty, after his 17th (approx) trial, of the 1989 murder of ACT walloper-in-chief Colin Winchester.

There has been no decision announced about whether he will now be charged with the theft of the late Tony Greig's hat.

PMSL @ Salim Mehajer

"Salim Mehajer has abandoned the appeal of his jail sentence for electoral fraud after the former deputy mayor of Auburn was warned it could be increased rather than reduced.

Mehajer was jailed in June for a minimum 11 months for rigging the 2012 election which saw him elected with less than 10 percent of the formal vote.
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Today his barrister Avni Djemal conceded a jail term was appropriate but said the non parole period should be reduced so he could undergo treatment for bi-polar disorder.

He told the court Mehajer was “not well” and “it doesn’t seem to have been dealt with inside.”

In summarising the case today Judge Helen Syme said “Mr Mehajer and his co offender were very, very busy indeed.”
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She described the previous sentencing as “moderate” and the Magistrate who delivered it as “sympathetic” to Mehajer.

After making it clear she wasn’t persuaded by the defence arguments, Judge Syme warned Mehajer’s team she would consider a crown application to increase the sentence."

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Cop that, you slimy barsteward.

Was that the bloke that tried to claim expenses of about six-figures for his wedding?

Not sure, but he's a qunt of the highest order.

As deputy Mayor he shut down his whole residential street for his own wedding which featured hoons doing burn outs in celebrations.

The locals were not happy.

His marriage didn't last long, with his new bride claiming he was a vial, controlling bad-tempered heap of shit. A number of his seething violent facetime messages to her were published.

He was also in court for insurance fraud after arranging a fake crash when he was due in court.

skully wrote:Not sure, but he's a qunt of the highest order.

As deputy Mayor he shut down his whole residential street for his own wedding which featured hoons doing burn outs in celebrations.

The locals were not happy.

He was also in court for insurance fruad after arranging a fake crash when he was due in court.

What a grub. Clearly a paid-up* member of the #gimme.me.mefirst movement.

* Membership dues were clearly paid for by Council.