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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:07

Knees are a bit of a mofo though... know some bird who went on one of those bronco machines, got thrown off, landed just a little awkwardly - nothing too untoward - and they're on about the possibility of amputating because of some knee shit. Bad times.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by Guest on Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:09

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taipan wrote:
And that's before food, electricity etc. will probably need about 8m. No government pension here.

I have a suggestion - become a part of an injury racket.

We provide an injury-providing service?

You could sell this on the phone. "We will provide you with an injury free of charge against which you are legally entitled to make a monetary claim, which could run into tens or hundreds of thousands of pounds awarded in court as a result of our crack team of experts"

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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 23 Oct 2012, 22:13

C'mon man, don't you know anything. You get people to injure themselves, sue the injurer and share the profits. Big in Yanksville. And Banville.

You need a doctor on your side, though, which is a beatch. Usually have to get one that's tucking into the legal drugs.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by skully on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 06:55

Bumpity
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by taipan on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 07:03

taipan wrote:
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taipan wrote:
Basically. If you want to hear the really scary part is that when I retire it be be over 6k a month. To fund that I will need 1m in the bank.

Wowzer... get saving man. Either that or learn medicine and get yourself a hooky prescription drug dealer.

And that's before food, electricity etc. will probably need about 8m. No government pension here.

8m won't be enough.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by taipan on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 07:07

taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Teeth. Root canal required. Couldn't get in until this Friday. About 8 hours sleep over the weekend.

I have that coming up on Friday and the qunt is going to suggest root canal. And I will refuse. They BS so much here.

And 5 years on he and I are still having the same discussion. I have a fun filled life.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by furriner on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 08:25

taipan wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Basically. If you want to hear the really scary part is that when I retire it be be over 6k a month. To fund that I will need 1m in the bank.

Wowzer... get saving man. Either that or learn medicine and get yourself a hooky prescription drug dealer.

And that's before food, electricity etc. will probably need about 8m. No government pension here.

8m won't be enough.

8m as in 8 million Rand?
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by taipan on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 08:26

furriner wrote:
taipan wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Basically. If you want to hear the really scary part is that when I retire it be be over 6k a month. To fund that I will need 1m in the bank.

Wowzer... get saving man. Either that or learn medicine and get yourself a hooky prescription drug dealer.

And that's before food, electricity etc. will probably need about 8m. No government pension here.

8m won't be enough.

8m as in 8 million Rand?

Yep.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by furriner on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 08:43

Have you considered moving to a less expensive country?

8m, if you put it in the bank, would give you a very decent life in some places, I'm guessing.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by taipan on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 08:47

furriner wrote:Have you considered moving to a less expensive country?

8m, if you put it in the bank, would give you a very decent life in some places, I'm guessing.

Only about 600k USD.

The only saving grace is that SA is still relatively cheap.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by horace on Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:38

Mugabe would welcome
you.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by skully on Fri 15 Sep 2017, 05:48

Is it what????!!!! Shocked
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by Red on Sun 17 Sep 2017, 08:34

taipan wrote:
furriner wrote:
taipan wrote:
taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Basically. If you want to hear the really scary part is that when I retire it be be over 6k a month. To fund that I will need 1m in the bank.

Wowzer... get saving man. Either that or learn medicine and get yourself a hooky prescription drug dealer.

And that's before food, electricity etc. will probably need about 8m. No government pension here.

8m won't be enough.

8m as in 8 million Rand?

Yep.

We have a government pension, but only to fund a very basic lifestyle. I don't understand how anyone without their own roof over their head can survive. Some are eligible for govt. housing, but most who need it are on waiting lists which go on forever. Our utilities are frightfully expensive and ever rising. For the average earners, retirement will be a frugal affair here too.
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Re: Woefully slow day

Post by taipan on Sun 17 Sep 2017, 08:50

Any government pension is better than nothing.
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