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Post by Gary 111 on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 00:39

An insight into the coaching genius of Darren Lehmann....

Richard Blakey "Taking It From Behind" wrote:Darren would think nothing of taking all the lads out for a Chinese and picking up the tab. His home was open house in the barbecue season. And he had a marvellous knack of relieving tension in the dressing room. If he spotted things were getting a bit heated he would summon up a perfectly timed fart to lower the temperature a bit. Or he'd do one of his genital impressions - which I probably couldn't describe here even if the rules of decency permitted it. All our overseas players have had a lot going for them in one way or another but the bottom line is Darren Lehmann was more or less perfect.

I wonder if he does an impression of Shoaib?
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Post by taipan on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 04:34

No wonder Mickey Arthur couldn't last.
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Post by lardbucket on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 07:44

Andrew Hilditch did a perfect genital impression for many years.

With thunder.

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Post by spangler on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:25

What Blakey doesn't mention unfortunately is that his genital impressions consisted of sticking Lesroy Weekes between his legs and running around the dressing room shrieking 'look at my black c***' like a 17 year old girl
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Post by Brass Monkey on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 17:53

"His home was open house in the barbecue season" - when the f*ck is barbecue season in Yorkshire? 4th and 5th of August? Big f*cking deal.
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Post by eowyn on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:09

Brass Monkey wrote:"His home was open house in the barbecue season" - when the f*ck is barbecue season in Yorkshire? 4th and 5th of August? Big f*cking deal.

It's June to September, we're f*ckin 'ard up 'ere.
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Post by Brass Monkey on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:30

Very Happy Yeah, but you haven't got magic barbecues. Or have you?

Are you all that hard that you put the barbecues inside and cook on them?
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Post by eowyn on Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:41

Gas fired and under t'gazebo like.
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Post by Big Dog on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 08:14

This fart was definately not perfectly timed:

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
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Post by taipan on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 08:25

Big Dog wrote:This fart was definately not perfectly timed:

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
I know you shouldn't laugh.
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Post by horace on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 08:32

Taips...had dinner here a couple of nights ago with a pile of saffie expats...they explained a favoured Afrikaner game called gatpenny...ass it was explained to me my eyes must have turned into saucers...when asked what I thought about the 'game' I could only reply with the polite statement that the 'game was most unusual'...they fell about laughing!!!
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Post by taipan on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 08:44

New one to me horrie. Still in the depths of darkest Africa?
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Post by horace on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 09:40

good to hear that it is a new one to you...and yep still here I the 'warm heart of Africa' - Malawi...went to part of the SADC/African Union meetings last week in Lilongwe...most interesting!!!

spent the weekend with friends on the Lake...pretty bizarre standing on the shore of what looks like an ocean but has no smell of the salt...been eating heaps inc some ace fish and really good beef...have needed all this food to soak up all the booze...am here until 2/9
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Post by skully on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 09:53

Looks like gat penny involves shoving a coin up your dinger, waddling across the room, and then dropping it into a glass. The insertion theme in here of late is a bit disturbing, but I guess the Poms have rogered us royally in the Ashes, so perhaps it's apt.

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Post by horace on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 09:56

yep that is it S...am genuinely pleased that Taips did not know about it
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Post by taipan on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:02

horace wrote:yep that is it S...am genuinely pleased that Taips did not know about it
Now you understand why the boners resisted the introduction of TV.
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Post by horace on Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:04

hahahaha
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Post by lardbucket on Tue 02 May 2017, 13:40

Gary 111 wrote:An insight into the coaching genius of Darren Lehmann....

Richard Blakey \"Taking It From Behind" wrote:Darren would think nothing of taking all the lads out for a Chinese and picking up the tab. His home was open house in the barbecue season. And he had a marvellous knack of relieving tension in the dressing room. If he spotted things were getting a bit heated he would summon up a perfectly timed fart to lower the temperature a bit. Or he'd do one of his genital impressions - which I probably couldn't describe here even if the rules of decency permitted it. All our overseas players have had a lot going for them in one way or another but the bottom line is Darren Lehmann was more or less perfect.

I wonder if he does an impression of Shoaib?

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