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Post by JGK on Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:27 pm

horace wrote:Big Dog does make a fair point.

He does indeed.

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Post by beamer on Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:39 pm

Henry wrote:Iíve just seen footage of the incident in Bristol. How else can I say this?........heís f*cked. I canít see how heíll play in the ashes after this, and at the very least I canít see how heíll avoid a suspended prison sentence.

Oh yeah, and there goes the Ashes as far as England are concerned...... Mad
We lost the Ashes when they failed to solve any of the top order batting issues this summer. Heads need to roll among the selectors.

The probable loss of Stokes just makes a consolation win less likely.

(I'll dig this one out when the media are hailing "Ali's Ashes" and a 4-1 England win...)

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Post by taipan on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:25 pm

Strange that Dello appears when Stokes is in trouble. Is he really Stoke's mum?
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Post by horace on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:37 pm

taipan wrote:Strange that Dello appears when Stokes is in trouble. Is he really Stoke's mum?

Or the strange symbiotic relationship between you and Merlin
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Post by taipan on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:44 pm

horace wrote:
taipan wrote:Strange that Dello appears when Stokes is in trouble. Is he really Stoke's mum?

Or the strange symbiotic relationship between you and Merlin

I can assure you that I have never shagged a pig
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Post by horace on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:48 pm

Careful Cameron is sure to visit SA soon.
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Post by furriner on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:52 pm

taipan wrote:Strange that Dello appears when Stokes is in trouble. Is he really Stoke's mum?

Where did he turn up?
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Post by taipan on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:53 pm

Ashes thread I think.
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Post by furriner on Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:18 pm

Cheers.

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Post by furriner on Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:25 pm

Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....
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Post by taipan on Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:29 pm

furriner wrote:Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....

I thought that was a given
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Post by Big Dog on Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:30 pm

furriner wrote:Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....

Laughing Laughing
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Post by furriner on Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:41 pm

taipan wrote:
furriner wrote:Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....

I thought that was a given

I dunno if Henry's a given or a taken....
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Post by Henry on Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:07 pm

furriner wrote:Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....

Your mum knows what that sounds like.....
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Post by skully on Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:20 pm

Is there genuine talk in England about Stokes being punted from the Ashes squad over this incident??
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Post by furriner on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:05 pm

Henry wrote:
furriner wrote:Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....

Your mum knows what that sounds like.....

Tell that to Dello, he knows what certain mums sound like.
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Post by MoH on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:10 pm

skully wrote:Is there genuine talk in England about Stokes being punted from the Ashes squad over this incident??

Of course.

What happened to Warner after he chinned Joe Root? He certainly wasn't dropped from the Ashes squad so maybe the ECB will use that as justification for Stokes to stay in the squad. The problem is there's very likely going to be a court case that could happen in the middle of the tour so that would be a massive distraction if he isn't binned.

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Post by taipan on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:12 pm

MoH wrote:
skully wrote:Is there genuine talk in England about Stokes being punted from the Ashes squad over this incident??

Of course.

What happened to Warner after he chinned Joe Root? He certainly wasn't dropped from the Ashes squad so maybe the ECB will use that as justification for Stokes to stay in the squad. The problem is there's very likely going to be a court case that could happen in the middle of the tour so that would be a massive distraction if he isn't binned.

Could he be banned from Aus if found guilty of assault?
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Post by MoH on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:26 pm

Yeah, good point. Presumably touring cricketers need some sort of working visa for Aus? Can't be bothered to look it up but I guess he'll struggle to get one with a recent ABH conviction.

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Post by skully on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:41 pm

MoH wrote:
skully wrote:Is there genuine talk in England about Stokes being punted from the Ashes squad over this incident??

Of course.

What happened to Warner after he chinned Joe Root? He certainly wasn't dropped from the Ashes squad so maybe the ECB will use that as justification for Stokes to stay in the squad. The problem is there's very likely going to be a court case that could happen in the middle of the tour so that would be a massive distraction if he isn't binned.

Cheers MoH.
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Post by Dello on Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:18 am

furriner wrote:
Henry wrote:
furriner wrote:Although "Oh Stokesy......STOKESY!!!" sounds more like Henry's getting it on in some public bathroom....

Your mum knows what that sounds like.....

Tell that to Dello, he knows what certain mums sound like.

That poor woman. Many moons ago, typing "What are people saying about my son Ben Stokes?" into Google only yielded one result on an obscure web-board for social lepers and slap-heads.

Imagine how many fires she's putting out today...

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Post by beamer on Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:41 am

skully wrote:Is there genuine talk in England about Stokes being punted from the Ashes squad over this incident??
Stokes and Hales now officially suspended from England selection until further notice. (Not sure what they've got on Hales other than the fact he was there - was he identifiable in the video?)

If it's not resolved before the tour he surely won't be going, even if it is they will be under some pressure to take a tough line on the matter.

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Post by MoH on Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:14 am

beamer wrote: was he identifiable in the video?


Apparently so, laying the boot in early on.

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Post by vilkrang on Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:25 am

Turning in to quite an outstanding cricketer but f*ck him, don't want someone in my team like that. Kind of tarnishes any win knowing he's involved, always seemed a bit of a prick but this takes it to another level.

Not like we were going to win the Ashes even with him there so f*ck him off, give someone else the chance to be scarred with another 5-0 drubbing.

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Post by beamer on Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:39 am

Well, you need a few "pricks" (or perhaps Cricketers of Unbelievable Natural Talent) in your team, but they have to be in the minority and kept under control. I don't mind him exchanging a few verbals with opponents, but getting involved in drunken punch-ups can't be tolerated and he needs teaching a lesson over this.

We pick too many for being "good team men", captains and coaches use it to justify picking sub-standard players who are easy to handle...

Woakes does seem to be the anti-Stokes though (one of the decent blokes, who I'm sure never smokes and probably only drinks Cokes...) I remember reading a comment a few years back (I think in the media as opposed to on here) saying that Woakes is "the one you would tell your parents you're at his house, when you're actually out on the town with Alex Hales" - how fitting that is given recent events Laughing

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