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Post by Red on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 10:16

horace wrote:Geebers ... Classy folk like Wayne Carey ...whodathunkit?

Red, I thought it the mum and sis who were referred to as bush pigs.
 Apparently yes.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by Red on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 10:19

The bush pig sister says suck it princess Davey!
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by Red on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 11:52

Candice Warner has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British comedian David Walliams. She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams at the Clovelly Hotel. She was seen with another Bulldogs player, Ben Roberts, at a Kings Cross nightclub three hours afterward.

Guess there are rich pickings there, maybe de kock has a lot more ammunition left. Brad Hogg tips this line of attack will continue.

Steve Smith does acknowledge though that Australia plays best when hunting in packs.

Gentleman's game anyone?
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by MoH on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 12:17

furriner wrote: Vice captain?  He shouldn't be made responsible for wearing his shoes the right way.

It seems giving the vice captaincy to the most inappropriate player is in fashion at the moment.

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by taipan on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 12:19

DW. "We will get you LBW after tea"

QdK "that's funny, I heard your wife got SBW'ed after a cup of tea.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by MoH on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 12:32

DW: your mother's a cup of tea.

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by skully on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 19:53

GCS facing a match ban

"Australia vice-captain David Warner faces possible suspension from the second Test in Port Elizabeth after he was charged for his involvement in a stairwell altercation with Proteas gloveman Quinton de Kock at tea on day four of the first Test in Durban.

Warner was judged to have breached Level 2 of the ICC Code of Conduct for bringing the game into disrepute, while de Kock was charged with a Level 1 offence for the same breach.

A Level 2 charge brings with it 3-4 demerit points and up to 100 per cent fine of a player’s match fee."


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Aus and SAf have today to respond.

Lettuce leaf or sledgehammer?
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 20:36

Lettuce leaf.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by lardbucket on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 20:39

Still, it seems Warner will be out for a game, when De Kok heads out to the centre.

Marsh or Khawaja to open? Handscomb necessarily to 5 or 6?

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 20:45

The Sneak showed zip in the trial game. Give the Wrench a plane ticket or one of Harry Dean Stanton or Dues (tho preferably the Wrench 🔧).
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by skully on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 21:03

lardbucket wrote:Still, it seems Warner will be out for a game, when De Kok heads out to the centre.

Marsh or Khawaja to open? Handscomb necessarily to 5 or 6?

Apparently* not. The SPFSP (sorry can't post a link due to Subscription pop-up) claims that he'll probably only get 3 demerit points (not the 4 that would warrant a ban) thus clearing him for the 2nd Test, but it means one more indiscretion over the next 2 years and he's for the high jump.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 21:35

Any pressure on CA to draw a line in the sand?

Suspect if they did the Players Association would go ballistic
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by skully on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 21:52

horace wrote:Any pressure on CA to draw a line in the sand?

Suspect if they did the Players Association  would go ballistic

Yeah, I think CA would be loath to appear to side with SAf on this issue for fear of shatting off the players and the Union.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by embee on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 00:31

Cric Oz only bends over to banIndia when dealing with our nasty school boys 

The he said she said nature of the spat will mean they think the GCS outburst was righteous ...probably complain about the invasion of privacy the CCTV footage was
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 00:47

Aye. You're both right. Heard Peter Lalor (Oz journo) interviewed this am. He often plays the role of mouthpiece for CA. He more or less said a deal had been done for a fine and three demerit points which is just under the threshold for suspension. So the cabbage will be slapped with a parboiled lettuce leaf.

Lalor claimed gcspoc was simply performing the role in the field requested of him by management. Leaving a pot of custard over high heat on an unattended stove is not really responsible.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 00:55

It will be interesting to see how gcspoc bats and participates in the field. A double failure with the bat would not be unexpected and would puff into the Yarp sails.

I hope the stump mikes are turned to maximum volume and Nigel and Embee (who must have learned some of the Yarp lingo by now) are around to interpret.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by Fred Nerk on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:00

horace wrote:Aye. You're both right. Heard Peter Lalor (Oz journo) interviewed this am. He often plays the role of mouthpiece for CA.  He more or less said a deal had been done for a fine and three demerit points which is just under the threshold for suspension. So the cabbage will be slapped with a parboiled lettuce leaf.

Lalor claimed gcspoc was simply performing the role in the field requested of him by management. Leaving a pot of custard over high heat on an unattended stove is not really responsible.

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Post by Fred Nerk on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:09

horace wrote:It will be interesting to see how gcspoc bats and participates in the field. A double failure with the bat would not be unexpected and would puff into the Yarp sails.

I hope the stump mikes are turned to maximum volume and Nigel and Embee (who must have learned some of the Yarp lingo by now) are around to interpret.

Sledging in Yarpian to a bloke who has only basic command of English? Waste of good hot air....

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:12

Hehehe. What can I say? Yes I was a fan of Crazy Cat.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by Fred Nerk on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:14

Still reckon that's where Mickey M'house got 'the earth is slow etc' from

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:16

Fred Nerk wrote:
horace wrote:It will be interesting to see how gcspoc bats and participates in the field. A double failure with the bat would not be unexpected and would puff into the Yarp sails.

I hope the stump mikes are turned to maximum volume and Nigel and Embee (who must have learned some of the Yarp lingo by now) are around to interpret.

Sledging in Yarpian to a bloke who has only basic command of English? Waste of good hot air....

True. What is gcspoc's first language? I struggled to interpret his ads for some telly.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:22

Re matters Yarpian I hope Nigel turns up in this thread.

I'm looking forward to a gripping match. The Yarps would have drawn confidence from their batting and bowling efforts in the latter half of T1. I expect them to play with confidence.
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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by Fred Nerk on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:32

Of course let's all remember QdeK had been in rubbish batting form practically from when he left Oz 18 months ago right up until DW got up his nose on Monday.....has Despicable Dave done the Deano & Curtley's sweatbands thing all over again?

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by horace on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 01:38

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Re: South Africa v Australia, 2nd Test, Port Elizabeth, 9-13 March, 2018

Post by taipan on Wed 07 Mar 2018, 03:16

horace wrote:Aye. You're both right. Heard Peter Lalor (Oz journo) interviewed this am. He often plays the role of mouthpiece for CA.  He more or less said a deal had been done for a fine and three demerit points which is just under the threshold for suspension. So the cabbage will be slapped with a parboiled lettuce leaf.

Lalor claimed gcspoc was simply performing the role in the field requested of him by management. Leaving a pot of custard over high heat on an unattended stove is not really responsible.

Ah, the Nuremberg Defence.
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