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Post by Big Dog on Thu 01 Dec 2016, 06:41

Itís hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Post by horace on Thu 01 Dec 2016, 07:15

Great joke.
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Post by Big Dog on Thu 01 Dec 2016, 07:35

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
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Post by lardbucket on Tue 25 Apr 2017, 06:29

Subject: Rugby Test Tickets

A great offer. If anyone can take it up let me know !!!

This may be of interest to some of you. A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for the final Lions Test in Auckland on 8th July. He paid $1000 each (incl food & beverages) but what he didn't realise when he bought the tickets some months ago was that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place!

It's at the All Saints Church Palmerston North at 2.30pm Sat July 8th .The bride's name is Nicole -- she's 5'8", about 9 stone (57 Kg), quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook ! Sheíll be the one in the white dress.


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