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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by mynah on Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:51 pm

Not sure - haven't seen statistics. The Kwazulu Natal department of correctional services recently announced that, in order to limit the spread of AIDS in prisons, it will in future circumcise all prisoners, using a device that is clamped round the penis until the foreskin eventually drop off. Now that should be quite a crime deterrent...
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:58 pm

A chance to bump an old thread

"A driver filmed himself driving at 155km/h over the speed limit, South Australian police say.

A black Ford sedan has been seized and impounded after police identified the vehicle as travelling at 255km/h in a 100km/zone on Monday near Murray Bridge, east of Adelaide.

Police on Friday said the man allegedly filmed the incident and then posted it on the internet.

The 39-year-old man was interviewed on Thursday night and will be reported for driving in a manner dangerous to the public."

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FMD!! 255!!! And filming himself. And ULing it to Ewetube. Whatastoopidqunt. Shocked
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by lardbucket on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:01 am

Yes, 255 kph is quite fast.

He won't be driving (legally) again for some time.

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by PeterCS on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:30 am

Has NT ever got any noms?
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Big Dog on Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:35 pm

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:37 pm

"Squeal like a pig, Bobby". Laughing
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by lardbucket on Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:39 pm

Big Dog wrote:The latest nominee:

http://deadspin.com/5984998/australian-man-fights-cactus-cactus-wins

What a prick Laughing

hope he wore a box

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:57 pm

Too much slack in rope swing

"A 22-YEAR-OLD man has been killed trying to swing through the opening of a 33-metre-tall sandstone arch.

Kyle Lee Stocking left too much slack in the rope he was using, and it sent him crashing into the sandstone base of Corona Arch near Moab in Utah, Grand County sheriff's officials said. He died Sunday afternoon.

Viral videos have bolstered the activity, which involves swinging wildly from ropes through arch and canyon openings. One video titled "World's Largest Rope Swing'' has racked up more than 17 million views on YouTube since it was posted in February."


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Only an idiot i-Gener would leave too much slack in his rope.

Here is the viral video he unsuccessfully tried to copy...



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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:46 pm

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:40 am

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Fred Nerk on Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:21 am

What was the damnfool expecting.....didn't he know you should NEVER try and turn left from a right-turn spill lane?????

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Growler on Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:40 pm



Do you have dickheads who do this in Australia ....... they are pretty common over here .....
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by horace on Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:55 pm

happily most live in qld and wa
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by lardbucket on Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:49 pm

Horrific. That does not look like a mistake one could learn from.

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Growler on Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:19 pm

She actually survived it lardy - but really the stupidity of such a manoeuvre is self-evident to anyone with more brains than plankton.
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by tricycle on Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:19 pm

Growler wrote:She actually survived it lardy - but really the stupidity of such a manoeuvre is self-evident to anyone with more brains than plankton.
Explains a bit.


I'm only joking....


Nominates self for Darwin Award.

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by JGK on Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:54 am

No deaths but a couple of potentials in here. We were at the show yesterday and asked about the slide (which was closed) and were told in no uncertain terms that it was incredibly dangerous in the wet.


Five people have been injured after joy-riding down the "super-slide" at the Royal Easter Show on Saturday night.

It is understood the group, all staff members, broke into the slide several hours after it had closed. Conditions were especially dangerous given the heavy rain that drenched Sydney on Saturday.

The five staff members who were injured were part of a group of eight who rode the slide together simultaneously. It is understood that the group came down the slide at speed before flying into a barricade at the bottom of the ride.

One woman, 22, received two broken legs, a 33-year-old man suffered a possible broken arm, a 23-year-old woman also sustained a broken leg, and a 60-year-old man suffered broken ribs and internal bleeding.

The 22-year-old woman and 60-year-old man were taken to Westmead Hospital, while the others were treated at Concord Hospital

The 52-metre-long "Italian super slide," worth over $1 million, is complete with a travelator that takes riders to the top of the ride and LED lights that run down each of the lanes.

The site has been closed off by police for Work Cover investigators to examine on Sunday.

The Easter Show has been contacted for comment.

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:13 am

What dills. The inflatable "soft landing" barrier at the end of the slide had been deflated after the ride closed. A 5 second thrill followed by a year of physio, after they smashed into a steel barrier instead.
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Growler on Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:43 am

Honestly, don't you sometimes wonder how some people manage to fit such huge brains into normal sized heads Very Happy ?
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Sat May 09, 2015 10:29 am

"Skol!!"

"A drinking session went awry recently leading to a manís death after he knocked back 56 shots of various alcohols.

The owner of the Le Starter bar in France is now being charged with Manslaughter after being accused of shirking his responsibility of stopping the 57-year-old man, known only as Renaud, from drinking so much.

A blackboard on the wall of the bar allegedly told patrons about the world record for drinking shots, which is thought to have spurred Renaud on to his extreme drinking session.

Amazingly, witnesses say Renaud has already seen off 14 shots before starting his world record attempt Ė which he allegedly commenced by doing 30 shots within a minute.
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Is the Assassin doing a Euro trip? And is he still with us. drunken
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by skully on Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:45 am

Latest inductee

"A TOPLESS Russian tourist has been killed in a horror road accident after hanging out the window of a speeding car.

Wearing just a pair of white bikini bottoms, Natalia Borodina, 35, leaned out of the passenger window as her friend, who was driving, filmed the action on her mobile phone.
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The unedited video ends with the Russian womanís muffled screams and her body being thrown sideways.
Some outlets reported she hit a lamp post while others say it was a passing car.

Russian media reported she was rushed to hospital but later died from serious injuries."


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There is a video in the link. RIP to a silly bint.

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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Bradman on Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:04 am

Shame. She was probably a pretty good lay.
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by furriner on Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:18 pm

Bradman wrote:Shame. †She was probably a pretty good lay.

And thatís as good a memorium she deserves. †

On a general note, gawd knows what it is about white boys and their crazy and/or death defying stunts. †Tipping cows, lighting rockets out their arse, cycling down precipitous goat paths, flying with body suits, as I was discussing with an African American pal one rarely see a black or brown man try that shit, f*ck is wrong with you people?
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by furriner on Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:48 pm

I guess thatís why the conquered half the world, the crazy b@stards.
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Re: Darwin Awards

Post by Big Dog on Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:57 pm

furriner wrote:I guess thatís why the conquered half the world, the crazy b@stards. †

It was cricket that conquered half the world.
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