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Post by DJ_Smerk Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:01

Murali Tantrum: Throws toys out of the pram.
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Post by spangler Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:20

Ben Milfenhaus - He f**ks mothers
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:31

Uhhh, Ricky Ponting - likes f*cking French bridges.
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Post by spangler Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:35

Muthaf**ker Murtaza. He f**cks mothers
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Post by DJ_Smerk Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:38

Ian Bell - Ian Bell is to get his own Cricket stand at Edgbaston; Bell End.
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Post by spangler Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:41

Matthew Hog Hard. He's a fluffer for pigs. And he f**ks mothers.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:41

Harbhajan Singh - harbours sexual thoughts about fried onions and sings about it in the shower.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:42

Shane Warne: F**ks Mothers. There I've trounced Spangler. If I haven't, prove me wrong. Cool
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Post by spangler Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:44

You haven't

Geoff Boycuff. Beats the f**k out of mothers. who have boys.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:48

Brian Lara: Bats for five days, gets a quadruple century, defies England from a 4-0 whitewash and then goes home to f**k every mother on the island of Barbabedos.


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Post by Shoeshine Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:49

Kevin Pietersen - transsexual gay couple's offspring.

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Post by DJ_Smerk Tue 01 Dec 2009, 12:50

Garry Sobers- Hits like a drunk
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Post by lardbucket Tue 01 Dec 2009, 20:39

Anshuman Gaekwad - severely disabled festive man without footwear.

Zaheer Abbas - is that a public transport vehicle approaching?

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Post by tac Tue 01 Dec 2009, 23:05

Bob Cunis . . . the first step in a sex change
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Post by embee Wed 02 Dec 2009, 00:54

Azeem (to have lost my fingers) or Hafeez (hand missing)
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Post by PeterCS Wed 02 Dec 2009, 00:55

Brian Lara Lara Laughs.
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Post by PeterCS Wed 02 Dec 2009, 00:58

The Reverend (David) Sheppard
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Post by PeterCS Wed 02 Dec 2009, 00:58

The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.
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Post by PeterCS Wed 02 Dec 2009, 00:58

How easy do you want?
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Post by spangler Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:25

Hamilton M-easy-kadza. - Like Sunday morning.
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Post by spangler Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:28

Dimitri MaskYourAnus - allrounder fearful of intrusion of the bum-hole.
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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 02 Dec 2009, 12:02

Tony Pigott - F*cks Halluxes & Patellas, acquires baked meat and pastry combinations. F*cks them.
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Post by lardbucket Fri 04 Dec 2009, 23:31

Des 'Attention' Hoare.

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Post by Gary 111 Sat 05 Dec 2009, 00:29

Bedi byes?
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Post by LeFromage Sat 05 Dec 2009, 00:42

Mark Waugh - Huh! - what is he good for?

Steve Evelyn Waugh - Vile Bodies. "Former Australian cricket captain Steve Waugh today decried the quality of Sheilas at his local beach resort."
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