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by Gary 111 Sun 03 Jan 2010, 12:37
Type a cricketers name into Google and what are the first 10 suggestions that come up?
A few examples from players in this match:
Paul Collingwood
cricinfo, catch, wiki, wife, biography, blog, twitter, new zealand, bat, mbe
Warne will be pleased to see mbe making it into the list
Graham Onions
cricinfo, wiki, girlfriend, lily allen, ahmedinejad, girlfriend emma, jokes, nickname, cricketer, puns
One of the few contexts where pop brat Lily Allen and the Iranian Prime Minister are named in the same context. No idea why.
Mark Boucher
fraud, midas, hedge fund, wife, the hedge fund edge, wiki, cricinfo, girlfriend, website, height
Boucher and his partner have clearly been up to something fishy in the past
Jacques Kallis
girlfriend, cricinfo, wiki, wife, sister, biography, height, gender, official website, cricket
Poor Jacques! Is the eighth most common search about him people who are confused about his gender? I know he has a bit of manboobage but he's hardly Caster Semenya
A few examples from players in this match:
Paul Collingwood
cricinfo, catch, wiki, wife, biography, blog, twitter, new zealand, bat, mbe
Warne will be pleased to see mbe making it into the list
Graham Onions
cricinfo, wiki, girlfriend, lily allen, ahmedinejad, girlfriend emma, jokes, nickname, cricketer, puns
One of the few contexts where pop brat Lily Allen and the Iranian Prime Minister are named in the same context. No idea why.
Mark Boucher
fraud, midas, hedge fund, wife, the hedge fund edge, wiki, cricinfo, girlfriend, website, height
Boucher and his partner have clearly been up to something fishy in the past
Jacques Kallis
girlfriend, cricinfo, wiki, wife, sister, biography, height, gender, official website, cricket
Poor Jacques! Is the eighth most common search about him people who are confused about his gender? I know he has a bit of manboobage but he's hardly Caster Semenya
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Re: Google Keyword Profile
by LeFromage Sun 03 Jan 2010, 12:52
Gary 111 wrote:
Graham Onions
cricinfo, wiki, girlfriend, lily allen, ahmedinejad, girlfriend emma, jokes, nickname, cricketer, puns
One of the few contexts where pop brat Lily Allen and the Iranian Prime Minister are named in the same context. No idea why.
During the Ashes Lily Allen decided she was a fan of cricket and Tweeted that she'd been watching the Tests and quite fancied Graham Onions.
I don't know what the Iranian Prime Minister has to do with anything though. Perhaps Onions went on record as finding him quite attractive...?
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by LeFromage Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:02
Ronnie Irani
sacked, talksport, wife, book, wiki, idiot, crap, rubbish, youtube, no boundaries review
sacked, talksport, wife, book, wiki, idiot, crap, rubbish, youtube, no boundaries review
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by Shoeshine Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:07
Shoaib Akhtar - genital warts is the first suggestion. 
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by Gary 111 Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:10
Shoeshine wrote:Shoaib Akhtar - genital warts is the first suggestion.
And liposuction is the second....
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by Shoeshine Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:12
Graeme Smith: Quantum information.
Captaincy is obviously far more complex than i thought.
Captaincy is obviously far more complex than i thought.
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by Gary 111 Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:13
This one is slightly disconcerting, I know he's dropped out of the team this Winter but he's still with us.
Andrew Flintoff
dead, pedalo, wiki, pedalo incident, cricket, and his wife rachel, died, rachel, biography, cricinfo
Andrew Flintoff
dead, pedalo, wiki, pedalo incident, cricket, and his wife rachel, died, rachel, biography, cricinfo
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by Gary 111 Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:18
Not sure Ian Bell has made an impression on google yet. The suggestions include 'elite', 'powerlifting' and 'brown derby'.
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Re: Google Keyword Profile
by LeFromage Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:21
Gary 111 wrote:Not sure Ian Bell has made an impression on google yet. The suggestions include 'elite', 'powerlifting' and 'brown derby'.
It's street slang.
Elite = shit.
Powerlifting = weak.
Brown Derby = soiled underpants.
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Re: Google Keyword Profile
by Demelza Sun 03 Jan 2010, 13:45
Monty Panesar
cricinfo, beardy man, terrorist, special needs, over-active tongue, irritating, flid, shite
cricinfo, beardy man, terrorist, special needs, over-active tongue, irritating, flid, shite
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by Gary 111 Sun 03 Jan 2010, 15:03
Monty Panesar
girlfriend, cricinfo, salary, wiki, mask, south africa, autobiography, biography, twitter, highveld lions
Girlfriend? Really? Is he that much of a catch? Maybe people think he's more loaded than he actually is as salary is number three.
girlfriend, cricinfo, salary, wiki, mask, south africa, autobiography, biography, twitter, highveld lions
Girlfriend? Really? Is he that much of a catch? Maybe people think he's more loaded than he actually is as salary is number three.
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by Guest Mon 04 Jan 2010, 20:54
Gary 111 wrote:Not sure Ian Bell has made an impression on google yet. The suggestions include 'elite', 'powerlifting' and 'brown derby'.
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by embee Tue 05 Jan 2010, 01:14
vilkrang wrote:Gary 111 wrote:Not sure Ian Bell has made an impression on google yet. The suggestions include 'elite', 'powerlifting' and 'brown derby'.
Are they dumbelfs?
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by lardbucket Fri 04 Jul 2014, 10:53
Gary 111 wrote:Monty Panesar
girlfriend, cricinfo, salary, wiki, mask, south africa, autobiography, biography, twitter, highveld lions
Girlfriend? Really? Is he that much of a catch? Maybe people think he's more loaded than he actually is as salary is number three.
It's been updated.
divorce, girlfriend, wedding, youtube, nightclub, gursharan
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Re: Google Keyword Profile
by PeterCS Fri 04 Jul 2014, 12:01
You forgot bouncers, urinate, piece of piss
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Re: Google Keyword Profile
by LeFromage Fri 04 Jul 2014, 12:13
Google doesn't seem to work like this any more.
I feel we didn't appreciate the halcyon days enough while they were upon us.
I feel we didn't appreciate the halcyon days enough while they were upon us.
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Re: Google Keyword Profile
by PeterCS Fri 04 Jul 2014, 13:18
Life is best lived backwards for Our Exalted Leader.
For him, the coital foofoo is but a step on a return to the Womb.
For him, the coital foofoo is but a step on a return to the Womb.
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by skully Fri 04 Jul 2014, 13:32
Dello wrote:I feel we didn't appreciate the halcyon days enough while they were upon us.
Damn straight.
And whatever happened to Gaz?
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