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Post by Allan D Mon 01 Feb 2010, 11:36

In view of the success of the recent Tiger Woods Calendar we are pleased to offer you the John Terry 2010 Calendar featuring the "friends" of the (as yet) Chelsea and England captain:

Miss February:

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Miss March:

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Miss April:

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Miss May:

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Miss June:

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Miss July:

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Miss August:

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Miss September:

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Miss October:

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Miss November:

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Miss December:

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All proceeds go to the Sports-Stars-With-Talentless-Slapper Syndrome Foundation. Please give generously.
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Post by tac Mon 01 Feb 2010, 11:37

Nothing from Disney?
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Post by Allan D Mon 01 Feb 2010, 11:38

tac wrote:Nothing from Disney?

Better ask John that. Wink
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Post by Merlin Mon 01 Feb 2010, 11:50

Terry's just slapped an injunction blocking your attempts to flog "his" calender AD ... seems April, June, August, Nov and December are all also "in the Club" ... so to speak!

Again!

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Post by Allan D Mon 01 Feb 2010, 12:59

O dear! Welcome to the Wacky World of Footballers' WAGs. If JT does go to the WC in South Africa this year he's likely to require a stand all to himself for all his complimentary ticket holders. Hope fighting doesn't break out there though. Might prove to be more entertaining than the action on the pitch.

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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Feb 2010, 13:06

What, he's smashed all of those birds?
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Post by Allan D Mon 01 Feb 2010, 17:24

B-team Babes: The notches on John Terry's bedpost.

Should the calendar be called Terry's All Gold? But then, as the Bard almost told us, all that glitters is not gold, as JT may soon find out.

Miss September has also previously made the acquaintance of a legendary retired Australian wrist spinner so some connection with the summer game. It's obviously a small world in Slapper City.
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Post by doremi Mon 01 Feb 2010, 18:34

Have to say he's got so so much better taste than Tiger.
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Post by furriner Mon 01 Feb 2010, 18:53

Yeah, but as low as Tiger fell, he never 'plummeted' to the depths of Ms. June, IMO.
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Post by Zat Mon 01 Feb 2010, 20:20

doremi wrote:Have to say he's got so so much better taste than Tiger.
Seconded.

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Post by Adonis T Quim Mon 01 Feb 2010, 20:24

Missed out totally in January, though?

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Post by Allan D Mon 01 Feb 2010, 20:57

Well that was over when I started the calendar but I'm sure, as with Tiger, there are enough 'friends' to take JT well into 2011. I think Miss June has hosted more footballers than Wembley Stadium has. She has become rather a rite of passage (so to speak) Embarassed
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Post by PeterCS Thu 04 Feb 2010, 23:21

Is this thread just an excuse for posting titillating but a tad tatty totty?
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Post by JKLever Fri 05 Feb 2010, 01:11

You need an excuse for that?
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Post by Guest Fri 05 Feb 2010, 18:42

Thank F he has been sacked as England captain. I don't care about his womanising, that's his own shit on his own doorstep.

I do care about him crying over missing a penalty in the CL final. Real leaders don't break down and cry!

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Post by LeFromage Fri 05 Feb 2010, 19:20

Clamson wrote:Thank F he has been sacked as England captain. I don't care about his womanising, that's his own shit on his own doorstep.

I do care about him crying over missing a penalty in the CL final. Real leaders don't break down and cry!

No, they do the honourable thing and kill themselves.

*fingers crossed the new captain is, somehow, Gary Neville*
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Post by Basil Fri 05 Feb 2010, 19:53

Dello wrote:
Clamson wrote:Thank F he has been sacked as England captain. I don't care about his womanising, that's his own shit on his own doorstep.

I do care about him crying over missing a penalty in the CL final. Real leaders don't break down and cry!

No, they do the honourable thing and kill themselves.

*fingers crossed the new captain is, somehow, Gary Neville*

It's Rio - will he do?
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Post by LeFromage Fri 05 Feb 2010, 19:57

No - he'll forget he's supposed to shoot himself in the head and go shopping instead.
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Post by Basil Fri 05 Feb 2010, 20:01

Dello wrote:No - he'll forget he's supposed to shoot himself in the head and go shopping instead.

Besides which, there's not much to damage if he shoots himself in the head.
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Post by furriner Fri 05 Feb 2010, 20:39

Dello wrote:
Clamson wrote:Thank F he has been sacked as England captain. I don't care about his womanising, that's his own shit on his own doorstep.

I do care about him crying over missing a penalty in the CL final. Real leaders don't break down and cry!

No, they do the honourable thing and kill themselves.

*fingers crossed the new captain is, somehow, Gary Neville*

I don't follow footer, but is Gary Neville still playing? I seem to remember him from years ago.
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Post by Chivalry Augustus Fri 05 Feb 2010, 21:03

I am strangely attracted to Miss July and commend Mr Terry, considering his incomparable ugliness, on tapping that.
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Post by furriner Fri 05 Feb 2010, 21:53

I think it's the waif/ pitiful/ slut combo, meself.

I could hit that.
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