In other news..

I wonder how they're planning to police this..

Good fun if you're the silent but violent type.

Perhaps they'll employ a load of bottom sniffers?

Cabbage and lentil futures have taken a sharp dip in Malawi.

As have chickpeas, no doubt. I once had a terrible experience of explosive flatulence after eating a tinful of those little fuqers in my salad.
Oddly, doesn't happen with hummus.

Clearly the Gloucestershire Echo has the edge over the Malawi f@rt story....?

Quality!

that is superb ... all credit to the headline-writer, and condolences to his sub-editor

I wonder if the queue has died down yet..?

I imagine they're (er) beating them off as we 'speak' ...

And they'll be unavailable for comment, I should imagine.

I should imagine

You're not alone there

Yes - repetition, you're right.
Terrible foruming.

You're probably the right person to ask

When did girl on girl analingus become so popular in porn?

It's always been popular with your porn cognoscenti, Woody. To wit: publications like Whitehouse and Lovebirds in the late 20th century would often feature girl-on-girl sphincter action.
However, it's the advent of the internet that is responsible for the current burgeoning popularity of sapphic starfish slurping, though, with sites like Xhamster and TubeGalore being the vanguard of bringing it to the masses.

I knew you were the correct person to ask. Thank you for your eridute response.

It appears then, it is I that has been sourcing the wrong porn all these years.

And I must lookup Whitehouse and Lovebirds - I'm always looking to increase my knowledge of classical literature

in other nesws myu balls