Old PMs XI v New PM's XI

not sure if this was posted today or not ...in the Age today
Old PM's XI RJ Howard c McKew b Hubris 0
P Costello hit own wicket 0
M Brough c Pantsdown b Swing 0
M Turnbull lbw Pulpmill 12
M Vaile awb Scandal 0
A Downer b Ponce 0
P Ruddock b Disgrace 0
T Abbot c Foot b Mouth 0
B Nelson b Kovko 0
C Pyne b Joke 0
sundries 1
Total 13

New PM's XI R
M McKew c Huge b Smile 86
K Rudd c Brevity b Please 07
J Gillard not out 824
P Garret not out 0
Total PLENTY

apparently doing the email rounds

oops ...forgot one of the old PMs favourites


K Andrews..b..Astard....0

Wisden's full match report will say:

'Nelson was not so much beaten by Kovko as by his own inept attempts to play him, and eventually was bowled by a long-hop.

'Later, when fielding, he was volunteered (Defence Dept-style) into the team captaincy and to replace the helmetless Tony Abbott in the silly-mid-on position. Team strategists predict that now Turnbull will now serve up tempting half-trackers to buy a wicket, but most likely at least one of these juicy offerings will be later found embedded behind Nelson's left ear.'

Crikey are pissed because this was from their newsletter on Monday and it has been "doing the email rounds" without attribution.