Re: The Bond Girl Trivia thread

by PeterCS Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:49

Remind me again ... which film was it where Bond got into group sex with Oddjob, Kato and Fatbastard?

by Brass Monkey Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:56

Zat wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:No we can't ye sad f*cky.
Followed later by:
Brass Monkey wrote:The crux of the issue is which Bond girl was the fittest?
No, the issue was which Bond girl was in which book. Now feck off.

Jesus fookin Chroist... who are you, Mary Whitehouse?

Instructions:

Pull your knickers out approximately 6 centimetres.

Twist them 45 degrees to the right.

Give about 2 centimetres inwards.

Turn them 135 degrees to the left.

You knickers should now be out of a knot.

by taipan Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:59

Brass Monkey wrote:
Zat wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:No we can't ye sad f*cky.
Followed later by:
Brass Monkey wrote:The crux of the issue is which Bond girl was the fittest?
No, the issue was which Bond girl was in which book. Now feck off.

Jesus fookin Chroist... who are you, Mary Whitehouse?

Instructions:

Pull your knickers out approximately 6 centimetres.

Twist them 45 degrees to the right.

Give about 2 centimetres inwards.

Turn them 135 degrees to the left.

You knickers should now be out of a knot.

Ah the voice of experience

by Zat Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:03

Brass Monkey wrote:
Zat wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:No we can't ye sad f*cky.
Followed later by:
Brass Monkey wrote:The crux of the issue is which Bond girl was the fittest?
No, the issue was which Bond girl was in which book. Now feck off.

Jesus fookin Chroist... who are you, Mary Whitehouse?

Instructions:

Pull your knickers out approximately 6 centimetres.

Twist them 45 degrees to the right.

Give about 2 centimetres inwards.

Turn them 135 degrees to the left.

You knickers should now be out of a knot.

Brass Monkey. Proof that some people really can suck and blow at the same time.

by Brass Monkey Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:10

Zat. Proof that not only women experience PMT style emotions.

by Zat Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:12

Brass Monkey. Farking idiot.

by eowyn Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:15

All men, sexist gits.

by PeterCS Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:16

Why won't anyone answer my question?

by PeterCS Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:16

eowyn wrote:All men, sexist gits.

skully isn't.

by Brass Monkey Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:16

Zat. Comeback King Extroadinaire.

by Zat Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18

That'll do.

by taipan Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21

The hot thread of the day.

Thank you, one and all.

by JKLever Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23

Maryam D'Abo was a babette...

That is all.

by taipan Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25

JKLever wrote:Maryam D'Abo was a babette...

That is all.

She is underage?

by holcs Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53

eowyn wrote:All men, sexist gits.

Succinct, and correct!

by PeterCS Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:58

traitor

by taipan Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:59

holcs wrote:
eowyn wrote:All men, sexist gits.

Succinct, and correct!

Speak for yourself

by holcs Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:59

PeterCS wrote:traitor

Nah, just telling it how it is! Hey I'm as bad as anyone!!

by Brass Monkey Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:03

If they're trying to make Bond more realistic with the Daniel Craig films, surely it would be incredibly feasible to get him to boff a munter, or at least a real plain girl?

by taipan Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11

If they're trying to make Bond more realistic with the Daniel Craig films, surely it would be incredibly feasible to get him to boff a real plain girl?

FFS, you will do anything to keep us saffies out.

by holcs Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11

Brass Monkey wrote:If they're trying to make Bond more realistic with the Daniel Craig films, surely it would be incredibly feasible to get him to boff a munter, or at least a real plain girl?

He should get his beer goggles on after a few Martini's!!

by spangler Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12

By the law of averages you would've expected him to have accidently got it on with a trannie by now. Completely unrealistic.

by Brass Monkey Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18

taipan wrote:
FFS, you will do anything to keep us saffies out.

Taips, I'm sure James Bond is as straight as they come. At least on the surface. I don't think you're in with a shot. Keep fantasising though, it's good for the soul.

by Brass Monkey Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:19

holcs wrote:
He should get his beer goggles on after a few Martini's!!

Well, quite. Or at the very least have an assignment where he's got to f*ck the secret info out of a sweaty-flanged 60 year-old with herpes.

by Guest Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/bond-girls.php

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