Boycott's AT XI

1. Geoffrey Boycott *
2. G Boycott *
3. Geoff Boycott *
4. "Boyks" *
5. Sir Geoffrey Boycott *
6. My Grandmother with a stick of Rhubarb
7. Alan Knott +
8. Malcolm Crikey Marshall
9. Andy Blimey Roberts
10. Joel Blimey Garner or Curtly Crikey Ambrose
11. Michael Crikey Holding

What about his mother and his grandmother, they obviously weren't bad if you go by some of his comments...

Check position 6 - t' propp up t' family battin', eh?

I agree with Beamer. Boycs' mother would have to be in there for her fielding prowess - snaffling in her pinny any chances that go to cover point.

12. Me mam with er pinny.