Dalrymple quits cricket.

OK not quite, but the closest thing to it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/glamorgan/7109094.stm

Merlo will be devastated

Nevermind merlo, think of poor old DJ smerf!

As long as he doesn't move south to the Slurrey ... no probs.
A man has got to make a living ...
If he wants to slum it with sheep (and Katherine Jenkins .... mmmmm ) , then so be it!!

PS - re. DJSmerk - aye, poor chap ... Fink has yet another to vent his spleen on now !!

Maybe Dalrymple think's he has a chance at gaining some experience. Maybe him and Crofty can spin Glamorgan to success?

Or maybe we should have signed Bollinger instead as our overseas player.

A bowling attack of

Harris
Bollinger
Waters?
Croft
Dalrymple

I'll hope to see Darry walking around Cardiff soon as I have already seen Shilpa Shetty and Gwen from Torchwood!

You can't miss Darrypimple ... he carries the deep scars of Fink's rabid onslaught on him, delivered during the last WC.

PS Are Bollywood filming in Cardiff now?!!

Aslong as Glamorgan didn't sign Yardy......


See, I Put Yardy and The Scarlet Dimple into the same catagory.

"Bits and Pieces" Players, no real strong area.

Darymple is better than Yardy though.

Merlin wrote:

PS Are Bollywood filming in Cardiff now?!!

I'm not entirely sure, but If Shilpa wanted to get away from the Likes of Jade Goody, Wales would be a good place to go seeing as she probably doesn't know where "Cardiff" is.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

Merlin wrote:

PS Are Bollywood filming in Cardiff now?!!

I'm not entirely sure, but If Shilpa wanted to get away from the Likes of Jade Goody, Wales would be a good place to go seeing as she probably doesn't know where "Cardiff" is.

:laule:
Aye, dem Essex wimmin ... like their men .... clueless!

Jade Goody is as Essex as I am Welsh.

JKLever wrote:Jade Goody is as Essex as I am Welsh.

Ouch Oooh it's a deep burn

JKLever wrote:Jade Goody is as Essex as I am Welsh.

Gotcha .....

Thought she were a Chelmsford woman

Taffy Lever

She's a farkin south londoner, she doesn't even know where East Angular is

Farkin Londoners don't even know when one is your own....

Americans think London is a Country.

Yes there is my input on this conversation.

DJ_Smerk wrote:Americans think London is a Country.

Yes there is my input on this conversation.

It as good as is Smerky, it's got the same status as Wales.

Americans think everyone in Britain knows the Queen.

eowyn wrote:Americans think everyone in Britain is a queen.

Fixed

well we are ducky......

tac wrote:

eowyn wrote:Americans think everyone in Britain is a queen.

Fixed

Every time my relatives go on hols in the US they get asked if they are Australian.

Go figure...

JKLever wrote:

tac wrote:

eowyn wrote:Americans think everyone in Britain is a queen.

Fixed

Every time my relatives go on hols in the US they get asked if they are Australian.

Go figure...

Must be trail of wine corks they leave behind them . . .

I don't think Smerk, unlike some others, would blindly and bawdily shout off that he's some uber-God, so really I won't have to pull him up like I did others. Dalrymple is, and always was, totally sh!t - had a shit FC/OD average and was basically a muppet. But he played for Middx, so he was worth a go. Yep. Reet. Others are looking more and more like a total clueless tit for thinking he was anything else. They must be wholly and totally embarassed.

JKLever wrote:Farkin Londoners don't even know when one is your own....

Wot you inferrin' Lever?

I ain't from Lundun mate .. HC born n bred.

Batfink Begins wrote:I don't think Smerk, unlike some others, would blindly and bawdily shout off that he's some uber-God, so really I won't have to pull him up like I did others. Dalrymple is, and always was, totally sh!t - had a shit FC/OD average and was basically a muppet. But he played for Middx, so he was worth a go. Yep. Reet. Others are looking more and more like a total clueless tit for thinking he was anything else. They must be wholly and totally embarassed.

The Fink on yet another rant ... you gorra loik it.

Merlin wrote:

The Fink on yet another rant ... you gorra loik it.

Aye. Deffo.

Still, I'd be ashamed if I were you. Look at the joke. Just look at him. He's made you look a bit of an injudicious, cleft-palated, club-footed, slack-jaw called Abner who's got two infatuations - his mother and Jamie Dalrymple. Can see it now :- "Hyuck, hyuck - maw, ah loves Jameh Dalreyemple. He's got a purdy, posh nose. He must be goood."