Sorry lads, but at this point in time it's only fair...

Add to this thread as you see fit.

Good thread Vilks, you can console yourself the guys above weren't wearing yellow!

He looks like a potato.

I like it when a batsman wears a jaunty cap to bat in while the wicketkeeper cowers behind his helmet like a big Jessie.

Who was big Jessie? And why or how did she or he become the poster girl or boy for all things a bit unmanly?

This game really has thrown up some questions...

I think we should congratulate the fenian terrorist bastards, absolutely.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Prior sure is looking like Bhajji keeping wickets up there.

Chivalry Augustus wrote:I think we should congratulate the fenian terrorist bastards, absolutely.

Oi oi, where have you been then?

Not one 'fair play' to Vilks from an Aussie.

Shocking.

fair play ... some very nice racial vilkification there

Henry wrote:

Chivalry Augustus wrote:I think we should congratulate the fenian terrorist bastards, absolutely.

Oi oi, where have you been then?

I haven't been anywhere. This is simply the first time anything interesting has happened (on here) in months. I revel in the despair. I eat it, I drink it. It's fun. We lost to Ireland. It's a great opportunity to get some racist, sexist, and bigoted forumming in. A good week to bury epic c*ntitude (who banned that word?).

Liar. You decamped to Cricket 24/7 like a big wuss.

JKLever wrote:Liar. You decamped to Cricket 24/7 like a big wuss.

And when have I ever NOT been on cricket 24/7? I don't see anything in any of my posts prior to my absence (from here) to suggest that I had viciously decamped to another forum. In fact, I haven't been on cricket 24/7 for a while (in terms of actually posting), mainly because it's the off-season and I prefer to post about the MIGHTY NOTTINGHAMSHIRE on there. But then, I'm sorry JK, I understand with your posting habits it is difficult to spend time on another forum as well. To be quite frank, nowt has happened on here in months. Some nondescripts have vanished from the posting ranks, of course, but who cares about them?

Oooooh. RRRRROWWWW! Claws!

You need to stop taking things so seriously Gus, you've become a very angry man.

He's just hoppin' the ball and shootin' the breeze as per ever.

JKLever wrote:You need to stop taking things so seriously Gus, you've become a very angry man.

F*ck off. F*ck off and defenestrate yourself from a twelfth floor window you ugly inbred bastard.

Do you want to talk about it?

Lever is not ugly.

JKLever wrote:Do you want to talk about it?

I think he just has.

He's let it all hang out.

Aww, I missed this!

Henry wrote:Aww, I missed this!

I just turned BBC One on and the latest episode of Doctors features an old woman proclaiming that she doesn't like chickens, but rather likes donkeys. I think this is a suggestion of another kind of unconventional love. I bet a few women like donkeys.

My real-life doctor is fatter, uglier and less of a nymphomaniac than the doctors on Doctors.

Evidence base?

The point was, Petey-Wetey, that JKLever began this debate with a horrible slur. Now, what people do not know is that the Chivalry Augustus is just a creation of the JKLever - another of his vessels created purely to try and feed his impossible addiction to this forum. Every now and again he has to put this particular character on the back-burner to bring others into the melee, which allows him to phase others, including the Welsh peoples, Dello - all your forum favourites, namely me, plus some twats, basically - in and out of the plays dependent on the mood of the forum. The Chivalry Augustus appears during periods of strife and sinks the boot in. The Welsh appear during times of great sheep problems so that they can arrest the sheep momentum with phallic devices and intentions. The inbreds appear to deal out some of their own medicine to The Inbred Inbreds (the Australians).

JK is really clever about how he uses it, but it's not clear where Lever ends and everyone else begins. That's why he has to go around insulting other of his characters because it imparts a sense of verisimilitude to proceedings. Genius plan but this particular element of his schizophrenia has had to come clean. Sorry.

I have long understood that Lever is also the one known as "Skully".

TBH I'd scarcely noticed 'the Gusman' was missing.

PeterCS wrote:I have long understood that Lever is also the one known as "Skully".

WTF? And personally, I didn't feel any of Gussy's "anger". I thought he was his normal witty and charming self. Perhaps JKL was feeling blue over the green victory over the navys.