Sorry lads, but at this point in time it's only fair...

I always assumed that ALL of the other posters were one and the same person. You mean there's more than two of us?

Gus has become a Mr Angry parody, yet he's posted his photo on here and can never live up to his internet image.

Come back to us Gus, you are not yet lost. It doesn't have to be this way....

You are getting carried away with your own huggability, Lever.

You'll be asking Danny to be literal and starting S&L threads next.

JKLever wrote:Gus has become a Mr Angry parody, yet he's posted his photo on here and can never live up to his internet image.

Come back to us Gus, you are not yet lost. It doesn't have to be this way....

I'm pretty sure he only started doing his "gusman" character after he posted that picture. Was pretty normal before that I think.

Who said the Age of Chivalry is dead?

Somebody get Gus to switch his av to this:

skully wrote:

PeterCS wrote:I have long understood that Lever is also the one known as "Skully".

WTF? And personally, I didn't feel any of Gussy's "anger". I thought he was his normal witty and charming self. Perhaps JKL was feeling blue over the green victory over the navys.

I've never been angry, I just try to maximise the opportunities to use profanities which not-particularly-intelligent forummers misinterpret as wanton anger. In terms of speaking of myself in the third person, I began that deliberately when somebody accused me of being an attention-seeker. I also began a series of attention-seeking threads. Everybody will note that I have started zero threads in a long time and do not have any plans to start new threads. I do have plenty of plans to annoy people and call people c*nt though. I bet you're all terrified.

Quaking in my flip-flops.

"I do have plenty of plans to annoy people"

All that means is you plan to keep breathing....

Oh Nerky, my darling, you seem to have forever held it against me that, even when I am asleep, I arouse more interest in the average individual than your good (and inimitably dull) self. Naw, but seriously now Nerky Derky. You're my favourite and I'd rape you first.

If you had a strong enough carrot.

Chivalry Augustus wrote:Oh Nerky, my darling, you seem to have forever held it against me that, even when I am asleep, I arouse more interest in the average individual than your good (and inimitably dull) self. Naw, but seriously now Nerky Derky. You're my favourite and I'd rape you first.

WUM blustering absolutely unconvincingly about how much they love the attention when somebody admits to being underwhelmed by their total farking hilariousness! Hold the front page!

Nerk: "We are not amused".

I rather like Gus's filibustering.

It's a bit like a little fluffy cute puppy trying to be a big nasty rottweiler.

Yup. It also kind of loses the impact when someone says "Hey guys, guess what? I'm a wind up merchant, I'm really going to annoy you all, I'm such a baddie!".

Sure you are...

I'm not a baddie, never have been. That's why everyone loves me even though I've never contributed anything of note to any cricketing or non-cricketing discussion.

SO you ARE Lever in disguise ...

Fookin cheek coming from the guy who has not made a post about cricket since 2006!

Or possibly ever.


Truth hurts, doesn't it Mr L?

This is all too cruel, you'd never find me indulging in such insulting and possibly hurtful behaviour. Hopefully you can both look within yourselves and come to a mutual understanding that neither of you is of any particular interest.

PeterCS wrote:

Or possibly ever.


Truth hurts, doesn't it Mr L?

Dunno matey, I don't forum to gain kudos points from fellow forummers. I am just huggable because I am.

Fat people say that a lot.

I love you all. The fact that you are all oddities does it for me.

Fred Nerk wrote: "I do have plenty of plans to annoy people"

All that means is you plan to keep breathing....

and who said Victorians don't do irony?