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Post by JGK Fri 16 Sep 2011, 04:54

Davis Cup is on in Sydney at the moment.

Tomic beats Warwrinka in the first match.


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Post by skully Fri 16 Sep 2011, 06:23

Start a Davis Cup thread, you lazy qunt.
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Post by JGK Sat 17 Sep 2011, 08:36

Aussies win the doubles.

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Post by Big Dog Sat 17 Sep 2011, 08:42

We will find some way to blow it. FFS...even Israel is seeded higher than Australia in the DC.
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Post by JGK Sun 18 Sep 2011, 04:49

Fed evens it up by beating Tomic in 4 sets.

Lleyton v Stan for the tie.


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Post by skully Sun 18 Sep 2011, 07:38

The duck man will choke.
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Post by Zat Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:42

Davis Cup Tennis. Brought to you by the BCCI.

When a nice bloke like Pat Rafter has to resort to lines like 'Now you're making sh!t up' to the referre, you know that somewhere, there's a hooker in a brothel missing out on some hard-earned...

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Post by Gary 111 Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:43

Steve or Fred for me.
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Post by Paul Keating Mon 19 Sep 2011, 02:55

Hewitt loses to hand the Swiss the tie.

In other news, The Joker retires and weeps as Serbia are beaten by Argentina 3-2.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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Post by Bradman Mon 19 Sep 2011, 03:24

He's Serbian FFS! Why didn't he just dig a hole and machine gun the non-serb qunt.
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Post by Henry Mon 19 Sep 2011, 04:06

Time for Hewitt to hang up the racquet? You know he's lost it when he's not even beating modest opposition in the Davis Cup.
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Post by JGK Mon 19 Sep 2011, 04:12

Warinka is 19th in the world - hardly modest. And he and Fed are the reigning Olympic champs in doubles.

Having said that, I reckon Hewitt will soldier on to the Olympics and maybe look for a doubles medal and then hang up the racket.

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Post by skully Mon 19 Sep 2011, 04:47

skully wrote:The duck man will choke.
You heard it here first. duck
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Post by Bradman Mon 19 Sep 2011, 04:56

skully wrote:
skully wrote:The duck man will choke.
You heard it here first. duck

Phhuurrtt! If Mrsqmy wasn't so hot I'd be still pissed off Stosur's gay. Davis Cup is nothing. Not since we started not even qualifying for it regularly instead of winning it so regualrly.
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Post by embee Mon 19 Sep 2011, 04:58

She hasnt declared it publicly ....just garqued a lot of lessos ...you're still a chance if Mrs qmy comes to her senses about you
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Post by Bradman Mon 19 Sep 2011, 05:07

Phhurrtt! She'll never dump me. i mix the world's best 'bloody mary', which is only narrowly shaded by Baileys and Coke as the worst drink in the world.

Did some more research on Sammy's pals. The jury might still be out.
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Post by G.Wood Mon 19 Sep 2011, 05:18

Bradman wrote:Phhurrtt! She'll never dump me. i mix the world's best 'bloody mary', which is only narrowly shaded by Baileys and Coke as the worst drink in the world. It is only a matter of time until i untangle GAE's fortune.

Did some more research on Sammy's pals. The jury might still be out.
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Post by Bradman Mon 19 Sep 2011, 05:51

I'm actually worth more than she was (narrower than I thought) and qmyjr and the missus don't get a dime. (sort of)
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Post by Zat Mon 19 Sep 2011, 06:26

A Bloody Mary is greatly improved by serving it in a shot glas with an oyster in the bottom of it.

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Post by Bradman Mon 19 Sep 2011, 06:39

Zat wrote:A Bloody Mary is greatly improved by serving it in a shot glas with an oyster in the bottom of it.

That would give you an excuse for throwing up at least. It's most palatable when you go heavy on the voddie, test said voddie straight and then serve the spices, various condiments and celery to your cat or mother-in-law.
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Post by skully Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:30

Bradman wrote:
skully wrote:
skully wrote:The duck man will choke.
You heard it here first. duck

Phhuurrtt! If Mrsqmy wasn't so hot I'd be still pissed off Stosur's gay. Davis Cup is nothing. Not since we started not even qualifying for it regularly instead of winning it so regualrly.
I don't quite understand the flow of these posts. Or am I not making allowances for the G&T. Shocked
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Post by JGK Mon 09 Mar 2015, 04:58

OK, so this is awkward...

http://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/andy-murray-gets-davis-cup-teammate-dominic-inglot-in-huge-strife/story-fndkzym4-1227255179483


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Post by Ethics? The Gall! Mon 09 Mar 2015, 07:07

serves the dickhead right for cheating on his regular squeeze
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Post by JGK Sun 19 Jul 2015, 08:15

Some classic Henryisms here.

Hewitt wins in straight sets as Aust come back from 2-0 down for the first time since 1939!

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Post by Blackadder Sun 19 Jul 2015, 09:25

Kudos all round to the Aus team, from the coach making the call to have Groth and Hewitt back up from the Doubles, to Groth winning to keep the Tie alive , and then Hewitt sealing the Tie in straight sets.

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