Save The Hobbit...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-17366992

I've drunk there a few times. Bit of a dive, in a really grotty area of the city. Bit studenty and "alternative". Or at least it used to be (I don't drink anywhere these days). But it had a good vibe and live bands and an outdoor stage in a big garden.

Absolute cock of a story.

so this is not another Ian Bell is a misunderstood diminutive genius thread/

Good luck to the licensee, but she's got her work cut out. Times are hard enough for pubs without this big brotheresque nonsense.

Actually, I take it all back. They serve cocktails now?

Burn it down. It's not the charming shithole I remember.

There's a Cafe Le Hobbit in Quebec City. F@cking delish food. Are they going to shut that down too?

So are the producers of the film going to go after everything that mentions "elf" or "dwarf"?

Yorkie Jill wrote:There's a Cafe Le Hobbit in Quebec City. F@cking delish food. Are they going to shut that down too?

They'd better.

Basil wrote:So are the producers of the film going to go after everything that mentions "elf" or "dwarf"?

I think they're suing Danny DeVito for just being.

Dello wrote:

Basil wrote:So are the producers of the film going to go after everything that mentions "elf" or "dwarf"?

I think they're suing Danny DeVito for just being.

Or Ian Bell

That, I fully endorse.

I hope they seek the death penalty.

I would just like to soberly state, in reference to the previous post, I don't wish Ian Bell any harm.

At least not until the next time I'm watching him play.

Jebus. What a bunch of morons. I'm going to open a bar called 'the Ian Bell' and see what he does. The sign will feature him in the gallows somewhere in Warwickshire. Shire! Hobbit reference! Shiznit. They'll be after me now. For the unsolicited Hobbitspam.

Just for a second, I thought you posted hobbitsperm - just for a second mark you!

It's like regular sperm but hairier.

poor Shermanator

No Bas, not I!


Horrie, have you seen American Pie? I'd never really considered what historic chaps may think of a film like that. 'Not enough chariots', perhaps.

Nah YJ...TGM (warnie) popularised the nickname given to the Belf...it almost made me want to see the film...as I understand it the shermanator is a mega dork...in yiddish he would be called a schlemiel - a habitual bungler

Yorkie Jill wrote:No Bas, not I!


Horrie, have you seen American Pie? I'd never really considered what historic chaps may think of a film like that. 'Not enough chariots', perhaps.

Thtere's a new one with all the original characters about to be released.

how much will the Belf make out of it?

TGM should do a voiceover

Have to admit, I thought RD had been nabbed on drug charges in Dubai.

I've been saving hobbits for years. I have at least a dozen of them in barrels in a bank vault in outback South Australia.

Shit, I didn't know we were going local.... there's some handicap centre closing down in Corby because of lack of funds... should I have posted that?

Brass Monkey wrote:Shit, I didn't know we were going local.... there's some handicap centre closing down in Corby because of lack of funds... should I have posted that?

Not Northants CCC?

How's the woody over Gerard's hattrick in the Mersyside Derby? Unbendable?