Is there an App for that?

Is this now the most inane regularly asked question in the world?

Invested some cash in an on-line bank recently and asked them how I could access the account on-line. The response? "We have an App you can download for your i-Phone".

Fark Steve Jobs.

skully wrote:..........
Fark Steve Jobs.

Is there an app for that?

There may be a fap for it.

I hope his zombie doesn't mungslap me.

Or should I say "MungApp"?

skully wrote:Is this now the most inane regularly asked question in the world?

Invested some cash in an on-line bank recently and asked them how I could access the account on-line. The response? "We have an App you can download for your i-Phone".

Fark Steve Jobs.

The man f*cked himself up with his ridiculous choices of cancer treatments, but somehow has become some sort of technological paragon in spite of this deliberate ignorance of the rest of science.

Aye. I'm afraid Steve Jobs didn't change my life, as many i-Groupies like to claim.

FMD, a story on the Nooz tonight on a couple of young Aussies trying to make a buck selling an App they wrote, said there are 75,000 Apps in the App Store. Jeeezus H Crikey, is there a clean-your-kitchen-sink App?? Most of the 75K would be gathering cyber dust, no?

Allegedly the most popular App (based on no. of purchases) is Fruit Ninjas (apparently* involves attacking fruit with a samurai sword), which recently eclipsed Angry Birds. And people say I have no life. That'll do me.

more than 700,000 apps actually. in both the apple store and google play

skully wrote:FMD, a story on the Nooz tonight on a couple of young Aussies trying to make a buck selling an App they wrote, said there are 75,000 Apps in the App Store. Jeeezus H Crikey, is there a clean-your-kitchen-sink App?? Most of the 75K would be gathering cyber dust, no?

Allegedly the most popular App (based on no. of purchases) is Fruit Ninjas (apparently* involves attacking fruit with a samurai sword), which recently eclipsed Angry Birds. And people say I have no life. That'll do me.

Not a half bad game, though it gets boring quickly.

There couldd be an app for a maid agency or any further. Sold via itunes.

Who wants to help make the "Official JGK woofing" app?

skully wrote:FMD, a story on the Nooz tonight on a couple of young Aussies trying to make a buck selling an App they wrote, said there are 75,000 Apps in the App Store. Jeeezus H Crikey, is there a clean-your-kitchen-sink App?? Most of the 75K would be gathering cyber dust, no?

Allegedly the most popular App (based on no. of purchases) is Fruit Ninjas (apparently* involves attacking fruit with a samurai sword), which recently eclipsed Angry Birds. And people say I have no life. That'll do me.

I read that as Fruity Minjas and thought it wasn't a half bad idea

Nath wrote:Who wants to help make the "Official JGK woofing" app?

My talents are not to be trivialized such.

On the other hand, an "I blame skully" app is a sure fire winner.

G.Wood wrote:

skully wrote:FMD, a story on the Nooz tonight on a couple of young Aussies trying to make a buck selling an App they wrote, said there are 75,000 Apps in the App Store. Jeeezus H Crikey, is there a clean-your-kitchen-sink App?? Most of the 75K would be gathering cyber dust, no?

Allegedly the most popular App (based on no. of purchases) is Fruit Ninjas (apparently* involves attacking fruit with a samurai sword), which recently eclipsed Angry Birds. And people say I have no life. That'll do me.

I read that as Fruity Minjas and thought it wasn't a half bad idea

Perhaps BD could do a "Fruit Ranga" app in honour of his two favourite pollies.

Nath wrote:Who wants to help make the "Official JGK woofing" app?

It's only available on Apple products.

JGK wrote:

Nath wrote:Who wants to help make the "Official JGK woofing" app?

My talents are not to be trivialized such.

On the other hand, an "I blame skully" app is a sure fire winner.

This "I blame skully" App? Can you explain how it would work? Something goes wrong, you hit the App and up comes "It's skully's fault" on your screen? Sounds about as banal as most Apps probably are. Still, go for it you App writers, I'm happy to be famous off the back of your shenanigans. I'm guessing "WTF is skully?" would be the early responses before the App dropped to the bottom of the 75K list.

No. We'd make it free. Sort of like Flaming Bails' gift to the world.

Which part of my post is the "no" in response to? I didn't ask how much you would charge? Is this how you do business - don't read the salient documents before launching in to a wank fest (which is ,of course, rhyming slang for BankWest )???

Still, free is fine by me. The world will be Googling "WhoTF is skully?" in no time.

it's the new magic 8 ball

JGK wrote:No. We'd make it free. Sort of like Flaming Bails' gift to the world.

with ads. Have to pay to remove the ads

So, when do I become a cult figure amongst shit-fer-brains i-Geners?

I'm already working on the T-shirt designs.

skully wrote:
I'm already working on the T-shirt designs.

rule 1: blame skully
rule 2: if in doubt, refer rule 1

skully wrote:So, when do I become a cult figure amongst shit-fer-brains i-Geners?

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As soon as there's an App for that.

skully wrote:So, when do I become a cu*t figure amongst shit-fer-brains i-Geners?

... always the last to know