Filosofee

Dello wrote:Don't mention his name.

He has a special programme on his computer that logs all mentions of the word "Ian" that take place on the internet every day and scans each and every website for 'sand' that he might be able to stuff in his 'v*gina'.

Dello revealed as 'Zim'

No, that's Sir Ian, if you don't mind.

JKLever wrote:

Dello wrote:Don't mention his name.

He has a special programme on his computer that logs all mentions of the word "Ian" that take place on the internet every day and scans each and every website for 'sand' that he might be able to stuff in his 'v*gina'.

Dello revealed as 'Zim'

Pfft - a phrase coined first by Eric Cartman, if you please.

'Zim' revealed as 'Eric Cartman'

Phurt.

Should be Count Ian . . . . or at least I think that's how it's spelt . . .

Okay, I forgot.
HWMNBN?

Ssshhh, you know who.

furriner wrote:Sometimes I think C4's policy of cutting out the PMs was a good idea. The less you know your fellow forummers via private conversations, the less you realize how effed up they are, and vice versa.

You only disclose what you want to. It occurs to me that half the problem with NFI has been some people have not been as careful as they should have been about who they share private information with. Result? unasked for and, in some cases, unpleaseant e-mails. Best to keep schtumm.

Exactly.

5 or 6 know my details.

Hell... 2 even know where I live

I'm just glad the people who have that info didn't turn out to be the schizoid ones

Make that 3, JKL

JKLever wrote:5 or 6 know my details.

Hell... 2 even know where I live

I'm just glad the people who have that info didn't turn out to be the schizoid ones

You know that?

Demelza wrote:Make that 3, JKL

Don't do that.

I got scared there for ooh, 2 seconds...

And Dem just PMed your address, so make that 4.

Did I mention I have a huge arsenal of weapons? :|

Hey, tonight at work, I was going through the plans for Christmas already!
We already have Advent Calendars down the same aisle as Disposable BBQ's.

A huge arse . . . 'n . . . all? Yep.

JKLever wrote:Did I mention I have a huge arse? :|

Fixed

I set em up, eh?

Demelza wrote:Hey, tonight at work, I was going through the plans for Christmas already!
We already have Advent Calendars down the same aisle as Disposable BBQ's.

How about Santa lights?

JKLever wrote:Did I mention I have a huge arsenal of weapons?

A colander is not a weapon.

You have to be careful using it, though, as you might strain something.

I'm wearing my coat already....

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:Hey, tonight at work, I was going through the plans for Christmas already!
We already have Advent Calendars down the same aisle as Disposable BBQ's.

How about Santa lights?

Not yet, but all the Christmas Chocolate Selection Boxes are there and toys!
I'm feeling festive now.

I'm sure zimmy enjoys being felt by you.

Boom-Tish! Not bad for 1am

1am!
I bet none of you are thinking about the ironing you still have to do before you go to bed.

2 pm here, and I've 3 lavalavas to do before lunch!