I came on my bike this morning....

by Henry Wed 03 Jul 2013, 16:58

All f*cking over it.

And by bike, I mean girlfriend, and by girlfriend, I mean bike. And by bike, I mean "the village".

by tricycle Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:10

Swedish, by chance?

by furriner Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:12

What?

by Henry Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:14

Aussie. About the only thing Aussie that I'll 'back'.

by tricycle Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:23

taipan wrote:Only in Sweden

Knew there was something dodgy about him, Aussie then...

by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:40

What sort of village? Because I've done that before. I hope it's not the same one.

by Henry Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:48

You came on a Village? Was it in church on a Sunday morning?

by PeterCS Wed 03 Jul 2013, 17:53

What the actual???

by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Jul 2013, 18:01

Hmmm

village tricycle.

by tricycle Wed 03 Jul 2013, 18:15

Hey, I'm in the city, and I haven't got any spunk on me bar my own.

by Brass Monkey Wed 03 Jul 2013, 19:05

Not you, man. FFS. THE village tricycle. I didn't come on you. I came in you. In your ear IIRC.

by tricycle Thu 04 Jul 2013, 07:46

Twas a warm and fuzzy feeling.

by skully Thu 04 Jul 2013, 10:09

Quality thread. Cool

by lardbucket Thu 04 Jul 2013, 10:38

tricycle wrote:Swedish, by chance?

or Plurally Penetrated Pakistani?

by Brass Monkey Thu 04 Jul 2013, 10:58

tricycle wrote:Twas a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Better than them ear candle things you lot try to push on us lot Very Happy

by tricycle Thu 04 Jul 2013, 13:43

Brass Monkey wrote:
tricycle wrote:Twas a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Better than them ear candle things you lot try to push on us lot

What? We promote that? Clearly a rouse for fake semen.

Reckon Mark Nicholas still tries it.

by Brass Monkey Thu 04 Jul 2013, 14:18

His ears are fully gunked up - in one ear: Brett Lee, in the other: David Warner. Like a shit-shower of semen.

by tricycle Thu 04 Jul 2013, 14:25

And he still has Watson to fill up somewhere.

by Brass Monkey Thu 04 Jul 2013, 14:32

Oh yeah... Watto - well Blee is probably toast after his recent non-selection. He's just a shrivelled up gutter-whore to Knickerless.

by lardbucket Wed 10 Jul 2013, 06:08

Brass Monkey wrote:His ears are fully gunked up - in one ear: Brett Lee, in the other: David Warner. Like a shit-shower of semen.

Kinky aural sex on FB. Who'd have guessed?

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