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Post by horace Tue 05 Jan 2016, 00:04

After all these years Snr and Jnr have exacted retribution for my. mild comments on their, erm, attributes!

At the beach the cherry tree was netted against birds and possums. A teenage koala got caught in the netting.
Little prick.
I resisted the temptation to give it a clockwork orange styled kicking. Instead I got him out his entanglement. However I copped a couple of claw wounds for the trouble.yes there was no shortage of red ink. This was a few days ago and are beginning to infect. Moral - never give a koala a free hit.


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Post by lardbucket Tue 05 Jan 2016, 00:10

Did he come after you for your gums?

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Post by horace Tue 05 Jan 2016, 00:16

Hehe. There has been a lot of teasing from Ms H clan.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 05 Jan 2016, 00:35

More bloody red-inking from you?

Play for the team, man!
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Post by PeterCS Tue 05 Jan 2016, 00:36

Anyway, I hope you didn't end up a koala-lumper.
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Post by horace Tue 05 Jan 2016, 00:54

Rofl. Heaading off there soon. Bloody little Steve has been sighted in the garden. Fear he has had a Darwinian leap forward and a taste for old Romans.
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Post by Bradman Tue 05 Jan 2016, 01:30

You know you can shoot them if they're on your property?
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Post by Ethics? The Gall! Tue 05 Jan 2016, 01:59

whats the point? they taste horrible
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Post by skully Tue 05 Jan 2016, 02:00

Noice work, h.
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Post by Bradman Tue 05 Jan 2016, 02:04

Ethics? The Gall! wrote:whats the point?  they taste horrible

Better than platypus.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 05 Jan 2016, 11:30

I'm pro-koala. Feisty, nuggety little bastards.

Like Langer, only with a black nose.
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Post by horace Tue 05 Jan 2016, 20:44

PeterCS wrote:I'm pro-koala. Feisty, nuggety little bastards.

Like Langer, only with a black nose.

The offending koala was sighted by Ms H yesterday evening. Ms H and others were worried about his safety. Little sympathy for me and the red ink left on my arm.

Ms H of course wants to name him or her.

My suggestions of Stevie or Mark were.met with disdain. Will try Justine. The BNLG was always a koala wannabe.
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