So, what do the town planners in your Council look like?

Anything like the blonde scrubber (although tidy looking) town planner that was r00ting all the ugly Greek developers in Wollongong?

Fat cats on the take sums our lot up.

Merlin wrote:Fat cats on the take sums our lot up.

Meh, not much different here Merls.

Here's a link. She's corrupt as, but isn't the ugliest thing to walk the planet.

skully wrote:

Merlin wrote:Fat cats on the take sums our lot up.

Meh, not much different here Merls.

Here's a link. She's corrupt as, but isn't the ugliest thing to walk the planet.

It's a funny way to bribe someone:

Fat ugly developer: If you approve my dodgy development I'll have sex with you.

Town planner: OK.

Awww, mate, she's rough as . . .

tac wrote:Awww, mate, she's rough as . . .

Righto, ya farkin skite. If I was a developer, and had low morals, I'd shag her rotten.

Frank Vellar and Bulent "Glen" Tabak both provided Ms Morgan with gifts while their development applications were being assessed, the inquiry was told.

Heh heh ... never heard porkin' being referred to as "gifts" before !!
Nevertheless, THAT's the kind of corruption I'dsettle for ...

We have slimeballs here ... a city nearby approved of buildings with black glass and yellow plastic vertical strips; green painted buildings with red 'hoops' every 2 floors and a Sainsbury's that was a blind artist's model for the new terminal 5 at Heathrow.
Combined effect : Puke in Disneyland.

skully wrote:

tac wrote:Awww, mate, she's rough as . . .

Righto, ya farkin skite. If I was a developer, and had low morals, I'd shag her rotten.

Fixed.

Damn - too slow!
beat me to it!

Sage.

Nowt wrong with having a go on that to make a buck or two. I see it as a win win really!

holcs wrote:Nowt wrong with having a go on that to make a buck or two. I see it as a win win really!

Clearly what the greasy developers thought.

She must have a Greek fetish.

I think she'll be chatting with the Greek gent behind the desk at Centrelink pretty soon.

And will probably offer him sex for the dole!!!

WideWally wrote:She must have a Greek fetish.

There were two of them, so maybe a Greek fetta?



I'll get my coat . . .

I don't get it.

skully wrote:I don't get it.

You farkin dumb cunut . . .

Oh dear taccy.

skully wrote:And will probably offer him sex for the dole!!!

She really has stuffed it up.

She could have got $ from the Greeks to approve their dodgy developments and spent her spare time working at "Bonks at the Gong".

Same amount of time spent having sex with fat ugly men and spent town planning, twice the $$$.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:And will probably offer him sex for the dole!!!

She really has stuffed it up.

She could have got $ from the Greeks to approve their dodgy developments and spent her spare time working at "Bonks at the Gong".

Same amount of time spent having sex with fat ugly men and spent town planning, twice the $$$.

Aye, dope bint.

She needs guidance skull.
Give her a call and pimp for her.
Easy income, and, who knows, you might get a building named after you mate!

Nah, fark it. Wollongong is too far away and just driving though the place gives me the heeby-jeebies. Farkin Hillbillys.

skully wrote:Nah, fark it. Wollongong is too far away and just driving though the place gives me the heeby-jeebies. Farkin Hillbillys.

Trivia - Three Australian test cricketers have been born in Wollongong. Name them?

Bung is one.