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Post by JKLever Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:33

Got a call from my friend the other side of town saying some crackhead bloke was trying to break her door down, ran round there with a crowbar just as the fooking police turned up.

got a lecture about carrying a crowbar as a weapon FFS

F'kin angry!

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Post by LeFromage Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:36

At least they didn't shoot you repeatedly in the face at point blank range.

Result, I'd say.
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Post by JKLever Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:37

Good job the fookers up here don't have tazers I guess...
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Post by furriner Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:38

JKLever wrote:..
got a lecture about carrying a crowbar as a weapon FFS

F'kin angry!

Mad

What weapon would they have preferred the crackhead to carry?
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Post by JKLever Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:40

Precisely.

Although it subsequently turns out the 'crackhead' is one of her 'mates'

Stupid cow.
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Post by LeFromage Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:42

At least you didn't beat him to death. That would have been embarrassing.
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Post by JB Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:43

You should tell her to stop having crackheads for mates.
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Post by Eric Air Emu Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:46

A crowbar's a bit over the top. Pursuasive words and sheer manly prescence normally help me ward off crackheads.
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Post by JKLever Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:47

Dello wrote:At least you didn't beat him to death. That would have been embarrassing.

Pft. I'm actually a very passive bloke, the 'tool' was because I thought I was going to have to deal with Hulk Hogan on acid and being the not that brave person I am decided i'd like to have a 'bigger' one than him!
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Post by LeFromage Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:49

I don't even own a crowbar. Aside from burglars, who does?

I think there's some bamboo in the garage somewhere. And some of the bigger sofa cushions can really knock a person off their stride if you catch them right.

I'm tooled up enough.
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Post by Eric Air Emu Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:50

Bamboo in the garage?

I've got a cricket bat called Millicent.
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Post by LeFromage Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:52

You could have someone's eye out with a bamboo cane - don't underestimate it.

It'll be the last thing you ever do (with two eyes).
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Post by Eric Air Emu Sat 01 Mar 2008, 23:54

Do you have pandas to feed then?
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Post by Basil Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:06

Dello wrote:I don't even own a crowbar. Aside from burglars, who does?

I think there's some bamboo in the garage somewhere. And some of the bigger sofa cushions can really knock a person off their stride if you catch them right.

I'm tooled up enough.

I've got an old (some would say little used) Gray Nicolls Dynadrive - that could do some damage if wielded properly.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:12

Eric Air Emu wrote:Do you have pandas to feed then?

Tsk. Bamboo can be used for loads of other stuff.

Sometimes I bind pieces of them together to make stick men to take to football matches and insult the opposition fans with their wooden ways.

I call them Bambooligans.
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Post by Eric Air Emu Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:31

You have POWs in your garage and you stick the bamboo under their fingernails and probably practice amateur dentistry on them as well.

You'll hang one day Dello.
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Post by JKLever Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:38

You've turned my 'The police are pigs' rant into an episode of Tenko.

Bastards...
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Post by LeFromage Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:40

I don't really have anything to add to your tale, Lever. Yes, the police are idiots. High five.

There used to be a rozzer on the old C4 board. Can't remember who, but he certainly didn't take kindly to people bad-mouthing the filth.
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Post by JKLever Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:43

Stuey1972, one of the sadly missed forummers.
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Post by Basil Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:46

JKLever wrote:Stuey1972, one of the sadly missed forummers.

Aye, Stuey was a good bloke. Another late-lamented forummer was Ozinuk.

Then there was Adelaide Al..........
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Post by Eric Air Emu Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:49

I know that 'rozzer'. He does a valuable job keeping us safe from crowbar wielding maniacs I'll have you know.

I think we should give the police guns, motorbikes with huge wheels, shoulderpads and the right to pass sentence on wrongdoers.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 02 Mar 2008, 00:53

I think we should arm them with Bibles and Natasha Beddingfield songs - use the word of God and Natasha's positive vibes to spirit the wrongness out of bad eggs.

Could work...
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Post by Basil Sun 02 Mar 2008, 01:00

Dello wrote:I think we should arm them with Bibles and Natasha Beddingfield songs - use the word of God and Natasha's positive vibrators to spirit the wrongness out of bad eggs.

Could work...

Fixed
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Post by furriner Sun 02 Mar 2008, 01:16

Filthy, filthy, filthy. How can I participate?
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Post by Basil Sun 02 Mar 2008, 01:18

furriner wrote:Filthy, filthy, filthy. How can I participate?

You dont: me and Natasha only
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