St Ives

Give it a rest, lardphucket.

Demelza wrote:Reminds me of the time I asked where the war is when I was in the South of France.

You have no idea how funny that is. {'Cause you never knew Phil the Dill. ( you lucky bastard)}

I knew Phil the Drill . . .

Anyway, it's time SpongeDogSquareLeg made a post.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:A few seemed to have joined in September 2007, and even tho they visit regulary they have never posted.

This bloke visted only minutes ago...x1

Odd.

Tim, it's a bit like you sooking off this place then coming back every 5 minutes to look in.

The more things change....

Are you on a lardy thread necromancy binge, taips?

Thought it might excite Danny

cue tac]Taips in being nostalgic for the good old skype days shocker..[cue tac

WTF is skype?

its the modern version of two tin cans and a piece of string

embee wrote:its the modern version of two tin cans and a piece of string

What Wally uses?

wally is waiting for his string to arrive ...if I've interpreted his smoke signal right

I went to St Ives on Thursday! The bestest fish and chips

Strangely there is a St Ives near me, I thought it was "the" St Ives for ages when I was younger.

vilkrang wrote:Strangely there is a St Ives near me, I thought it was "the" St Ives for ages when I was younger.

Vilks in suddenly discovering that he lives in Cronwall shock.

I can go one better than that, where I'm originally from we had a Holland not that far from us. You can guess the rest...

You went there, sparked up a joint in a café and got arrested?

vilkrang wrote:You went there, sparked up a joint in a café and got arrested?

Either that or he sent a postcard from there and the chick thought it was a proposal.

or his mother loudly lamented her inability to find a Dutch cap

Not as scandalous as all that. Up until about 8 I always thought we were going into another country.

JKLever wrote:Not as scandalous as all that. Up until about 8 I always thought we were going into another country.

Anywhere outside Essex is another country

JKLever wrote:Not as scandalous as all that. Up until about 8 I always thought we were going into another country.

It's kind of sweet. Retarded, but sweet.

That said, I cracked my head open on Christmas day when I was five or six, spent the day in casualty getting stitched up. And an X-ray, which the nurse said was just a precaution and would go on my record.

I left thinking I'd somehow broken into the music business and wondering how my record would be received.

taipan wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I dunno why Nige doesn't just admit he loves multiple id-ing. No-one would think any less of him than they currently do.

Because i haven't multi Id's you twat. Do you understand the term?

Twat? Not that difficult, surely.

Strange thread.

lardbucket wrote:

taipan wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I dunno why Nige doesn't just admit he loves multiple id-ing. No-one would think any less of him than they currently do.

Because i haven't multi Id's you twat. Do you understand the term?

Twat? Not that difficult, surely.

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That's hearsay.

Weird thread though. Dem all over the place, Lever being huggable, revelations of drunken knee-trembling shags from Lee, LLL desperately trying to be funny and coming quite close, poor Pixie being accused of being you ...

Must be the longest thread in the history of forums anywhere, ever, in honour of someone who's made fewer than 10 posts on that forum.

Must reread some time.

Actually when it came to Pixie she turned into a nasty piece of work. But that's another story from a forum far, far away.