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Post by Invader Zim Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:29

A Sydney cricket fan has declared the Twenty20 World Cup, currently being played in South Africa, to be the greatest sporting event ever held in the history of the world.

“I adore it,” Alan Taylor-Waugh told thebladder.com. “There’s nothing about it I don’t like.

“At last, cricket has found some meaning. Matches with so much at stake and played as though they’re life and death. I’ve never seen the Aussies so tuned in and so intent. It’s brilliant.”

Taylor-Waugh said he hadn’t slept at all since the event started. “I watch every match live and then I spend all day watching the replays on Foxtel,” he told thebladder.com. “Every game is as fresh as the last, with the dancing girls and funny little lines where the bowlers run in, and all the other innovations that have lifted cricket out of the sort of doldrums that Ashes Tests have been in recent series.”

In fact, the only possible improvement Taylor-Waugh could see for the concept was to make the games last a little longer. “I’m having so much fun watching them, I really think they could be expanded – even by as much as 150 per cent. That would make each side bat for 50 overs and that would be really terrific.

In unrelated news, Brett Lee’s announcement that his hat-trick against Bangladesh was the high point of his career has led to Wisden, the authoritative cricket journal, downgrading his previous career from Test Star to County Hack.

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Post by embee Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:32

Invader Zim wrote:A Sydney SWANS fan has declared the Twenty20 World Cup, currently being played in South Africa, to be the greatest sporting event ever held in the history of the world.

“I adore it,” Alan Taylor-Waugh told thebladder.com. “There’s nothing about it I don’t like.

“At last, cricket has found some meaning. Matches with so much at stake and played as though they’re life and death. I’ve never seen the Aussies so tuned in and so intent. It’s brilliant.”

Taylor-Waugh said he hadn’t slept at all since the event started. “I watch every match live and then I spend all day watching the replays on Foxtel,” he told thebladder.com. “Every game is as fresh as the last, with the dancing girls and funny little lines where the bowlers run in, and all the other innovations that have lifted cricket out of the sort of doldrums that Ashes Tests have been in recent series.”

In fact, the only possible improvement Taylor-Waugh could see for the concept was to make the games last a little longer. “I’m having so much fun watching them, I really think they could be expanded – even by as much as 150 per cent. That would make each side bat for 50 overs and that would be really terrific.

In unrelated news, Brett Lee’s announcement that his hat-trick against Bangladesh was the high point of his career has led to Wisden, the authoritative cricket journal, downgrading his previous career from Test Star to Gay Porn Star
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Post by tac Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:36

embee wrote:
Invader Zim wrote:A Perth WEAGLES fan has declared the Twenty20 World Cup, currently being played in South Africa, to be the greatest sporting event ever held in the history of the world.

“I adore it,” Alan Taylor-Waugh told thebladder.com. “There’s nothing about it I don’t like.

“At last, cricket has found some meaning. Matches with so much at stake and played as though they’re life and death. I’ve never seen the Aussies so tuned in and so intent. It’s brilliant.”

Taylor-Waugh said he hadn’t slept at all since the event started. “I watch every match live and then I spend all day watching the replays on Foxtel,” he told thebladder.com. “Every game is as fresh as the last, with the dancing girls and funny little lines where the bowlers run in, and all the other innovations that have lifted cricket out of the sort of doldrums that Ashes Tests have been in recent series.”

In fact, the only possible improvement Taylor-Waugh could see for the concept was to make the games last a little longer. “I’m having so much fun watching them, I really think they could be expanded – even by as much as 150 per cent. That would make each side bat for 50 overs and that would be really terrific.

In unrelated news, Brett Lee’s announcement that his hat-trick against Bangladesh was the high point of his career has led to Wisden, the authoritative cricket journal, downgrading his previous career from Test Star to clean-off guy for a Gay Porn Star
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Post by Invader Zim Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:43

Wow, did tac just accuse MB of being a Weagle?
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Post by embee Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:45

What a carnt ....
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Post by tac Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:45

Invader Zim wrote:Wow, did tac just accuse MB of being a Weagle?

No, my corrections refer back to the initial poster . . . the bit about "clean-off guy" should have been a give-away
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:53

Aussie bitterness?
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Post by tac Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:54

Batfink Begins wrote:Aussie bitterness?

About what? The article of full of praise for T20?
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Post by embee Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:57

Batfink Begins wrote:Aussie bitterness?

If we wanted the story to be bitter then the bloke would have been a vomit ...
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 24 Sep 2007, 09:58

Thought the Sozzies and Billies were bitter as well?
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Post by embee Mon 24 Sep 2007, 10:05

Batfink Begins wrote:Thought the Sozzies and Billies were bitter as well?
Bills Sozz's and vomits areall similar ...but Vomits win the bitterness scale
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