Fleas chokes Pup

the kid/pup got infested after the last Test v the Saffies in Sydney...

according to the Murdoch press a hullabaloo started at 11.00 pm the night we (the Oz) wrapped up the last test in Sydney against the saffies..

Apparently the pup after 5+ hours celebrations started to put the pressure on to sing the under the wattle winning anthem.... he wanted to go out and catch up with Bungle and friends for dinner and drinks...

Fleas objected and apparently tried to choke pup..teammates broke it up.

Fleas clearly does not like the seniority afforded pup at internatonal level...the brown bag with the undeserved baggy green he copped on arrival at NSW would never have included captaincy of the Oz team....Fleas never understood (he is a not very bright wozzie and is of balkan extraction, which may explain the killer kowalski chokehold he tried to apply)...

apparently all is now ok...they have kissed (as spivs do) and made up..

expect new instalments soon

Simon Katich should be immediately sacked from the Australian and NSW teams (not that there is much difference!)

For a feeble effort?

the story is in the Sydney telly - i think...have only heard radio reports down here...

No. For a pissweak strangulation effort.

Australian cricket in crisis.

another story is that the angst between fleas and pup goes back to the 05 ashes tour (when both were conspicuous failures)...another line is that the wags are behind the angst..

I think it might be a who is born to rule problem and that fleas does not understand his place in the spivdom pecking order...either that or fleas has a real problem handling the sponsors' product that clearly flowed after the win

Zat wrote:Australian cricket in crisis.

hahahahaha - points at harmi and monty figures and the failure of the gin soaked upper class twits running english cricket to appoint bell as leader of your pale excuse for a village cricket xi

Roman and Mongolian empires collapsing symultaneously?

horace wrote:

Zat wrote:Australian cricket in crisis.

hahahahaha - points at harmi and monty figures and the failure of the gin soaked upper class twits running english cricket to appoint bell as leader of your pale excuse for a village cricket xi

I think that retort may have worked if Zat were an English supporter...

Here's a link:

Katich, Clarke, Neck

By the way, what price Bhajji and Sreesanth now eh?

Just one difference I guess, those twats did it in public. Oh well.

phurt@pcs...while all other empahs (as the english pronounce it) rise and fall....the roman empire lies dormant ready to return with our real promise of pax romana with all our capacity (as its originators) to eliminate modi, modi's and their shorty pyjama versions from our glorious game of cricket

horace wrote:

Zat wrote:Australian cricket in crisis.

hahahahaha - points at harmi and monty figures and the failure of the gin soaked upper class twits running english cricket to appoint bell as leader of your pale excuse for a village cricket xi

And he gets horace with an absolute massive turner. Almost as good as the one Warney got fat Gatt with all those years ago...

furriner wrote:

horace wrote:

Zat wrote:Australian cricket in crisis.

hahahahaha - points at harmi and monty figures and the failure of the gin soaked upper class twits running english cricket to appoint bell as leader of your pale excuse for a village cricket xi

I think that retort may have worked if Zat were an English supporter...

Here's a link:

Katich, Clarke, Neck

good grief...Zat I humbly apologise for confusing you with henry--just saw the 'in crisis' and bleary and rheumy eyed as I am (surrounded by kero fumes) I was confused...

***horry in applying chokehold to self shocker***

***sits quietly in cupboard shocker***

Zat I humbly apologise for confusing you with henry

Good god, you could've left that bit out of the public record...

horace wrote:the kid/pup got infested after the last Test v the Saffies in Sydney...

according to the Murdoch press a hullabaloo started at 11.00 pm the night we (the Oz) wrapped up the last test in Sydney against the saffies..

Apparently the pup after 5+ hours celebrations started to put the pressure on to sing the under the wattle winning anthem.... he wanted to go out and catch up with Bungle and friends for dinner and drinks...

Fleas objected and apparently tried to choke pup..teammates broke it up.

Fleas clearly does not like the seniority afforded pup at internatonal level...the brown bag with the undeserved baggy green he copped on arrival at NSW would never have included captaincy of the Oz team....Fleas never understood (he is a not very bright wozzie and is of balkan extraction, which may explain the killer kowalski chokehold he tried to apply)...

apparently all is now ok...they have kissed (as spivs do) and made up..

expect new instalments soon

I don't understand a word of that.

Please refrain from posting in Spazglish.

Dello wrote:

horace wrote:the kid/pup got infested after the last Test v the Saffies in Sydney...

according to the Murdoch press a hullabaloo started at 11.00 pm the night we (the Oz) wrapped up the last test in Sydney against the saffies..

Apparently the pup after 5+ hours celebrations started to put the pressure on to sing the under the wattle winning anthem.... he wanted to go out and catch up with Bungle and friends for dinner and drinks...

Fleas objected and apparently tried to choke pup..teammates broke it up.

Fleas clearly does not like the seniority afforded pup at internatonal level...the brown bag with the undeserved baggy green he copped on arrival at NSW would never have included captaincy of the Oz team....Fleas never understood (he is a not very bright wozzie and is of balkan extraction, which may explain the killer kowalski chokehold he tried to apply)...

apparently all is now ok...they have kissed (as spivs do) and made up..

expect new instalments soon

I don't understand a word of that.

Please refrain from posting in Spazglish.

I think Whorie's on a bit of an attention-seeking bent atm. He was saying before that he's afraid you're going to put the wheelchairs on him. (Festive Santas thread.)

Attention-whorie?

Yep.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25014431-661,00.html

Is the slut Bingle the Yoko Ono of Aussie cricket?

And some ex-Aussie captains aren't happy that Clarke has been so naked in his ambition to take over from Punter.

They should be grateful to anyone wanting to get the captaincy out of the hands of the dumbest skipper ever to wear the baggy green.

forget shzat...he's a henry wannabe...

dello ...the story is that after we (australia) won the last test against south africa, there was considerable drinking in the rooms.

It is traditional after we win for a particular song to be sung in the rooms...

michael Clarke at arund 11.00pm was keen for the song to to be sung so he could go off and have a late dinner (and whatever) with his girl friend.

Simon Katich objected to Clarke trying to hurry proceedings along and applied a chokehold on him in the rooms until team mates intervened..

Understand now?

So who exactly is the choker?

the fleas collar

South Africa in the World Cup.