Most unfortunate names in the UK

Some parents are evil
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7909561.stm

Justin Case
Barb Dwyer
Stan Still
Terry Bull
Paige Turner
Anna Sassin
Doug Hole
Hazel Nutt
Barry Cade
Carrie Oakey
Anette Curtain

Arf Adozen Marsbars

Michael Vaughan

Darren Pattinson...

He was even more unfortunate in Victoria ... rarely even made the State side

lardbucket wrote:He was even more unfortunate in Victoria ... rarely even made the State side

Victoria must be better than the England Test Team then...

...or atleast not as desperate.

Wouldn't be hard Smerk. We've served up gash for years.

I think their selectors may be less confused, sometimes.

I can't remember the last time when England actually were this gash...

DJ_Smerk wrote:I can't remember the last time when England actually were this gash...

You are only 5 years old?

DJ_Smerk wrote:I can't remember the last time when England actually were this gash...

No, well, in '99 you were probably still getting weened of yer mam's teet.

taipan wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:I can't remember the last time when England actually were this gash...

You are only 5 years old?

Should've said 6 really taips. I mean, this time 5 years ago we were embarking on a great run.

More like 10 years, even in 2001 we won away series in Pak & SL

I ask stupid questions, I recieve stupid answers....point noted. England have always been Gash.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:I can't remember the last time when England actually were this gash...

You are only 5 years old?

Should've said 6 really taips. I mean, this time 5 years ago we were embarking on a great run.

fair enough

DJ_Smerk wrote:I ask stupid questions, I recieve stupid answers....point noted. England have always been Gash.

Uhh, Smerk, that's a small 'g' gash. The 'G' is reserved for New Zealand. And Derbyshire.

JKLever wrote:More like 10 years, even in 2001 we won away series in Pak & SL

Thanks to the gritty lancaster bomber in my Avatar....oh and Nas of course.

Brass Monkey wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:I ask stupid questions, I recieve stupid answers....point noted. England have always been Gash.

Uhh, Smerk, that's a small 'g' gash. The 'G' is reserved for New Zealand. And Derbyshire.

Glamorgan too.

Langashire?

Gasherton.


No, that cannot be true. Gashley Piles is the most fluent Gashmeister to roam the England dressing rooms.

Mary Christmas
Anne Cuffe
Helen Highwater
Helena Ancarte
Max Power
Ray Gunn
Colin Hunte
Wayne King
Barry Cade
J Kanty Lever

Qunty MacPhuckface
Billy Bob Thornton
Kate Thornton

What have you got against the Thornton family?

DJ_Smerk wrote:

JKLever wrote:More like 10 years, even in 2001 we won away series in Pak & SL

Thanks to the gritty lancaster bomber in my Avatar....oh and Nas of course.

And Thorpe. And when Ashley was not a massive pile of whatever he is these days. And when Gough, Caddick and White annihilated people like Salim Elahi, Saeed Anwar and Yousef Youhana when he was called that.

Those are my two favourite series of all time*.

*the 9 years I have 'followed' cricket