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Post by tac Thu 12 Mar 2009, 09:52

horse bites off man's testicle . . .
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Post by Yorkie Jill Thu 12 Mar 2009, 09:55

Jeez, you'd have to be in a crazy position for that. And the horse a bit mental to think you were perhaps a rival horse, and therefore he needed to bite off your testicle.
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Post by Nath Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:28

thought you were going with: Power tool sex toy lands Maryland woman in hospital
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Post by skully Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33

Jebus you lot. Shocked
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Post by Batman Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38

skully wrote:Jebus you lot. Shocked

Seconded!
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Post by Yorkie Jill Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41

Nath wrote:thought you were going with: Power tool sex toy lands Maryland woman in hospital

Now that had me wincing. pale
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Post by lardbucket Fri 13 May 2011, 09:58

SOME sexual experimentation landed an American woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. The Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in the incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade, according to NBCWashington.com. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, the St Mary's County Sheriff's Office said. NBCWashington.com reported the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman. The injuries were severe enough for her to be flown to hospital but she was released on Tuesday. NBCWashington.com said the woman told police she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed.

Nasty.

She came, she sore.

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Post by PeterCS Fri 13 May 2011, 10:21

Put her together with the horse guy and you'd have conkered too.
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Post by Brass Monkey Fri 13 May 2011, 10:24

Is this the most literal use of the dysphemism 'gash' that we're likely to see?
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Post by lardbucket Fri 13 May 2011, 10:26

Coping mechanisms ...

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Post by PeterCS Fri 13 May 2011, 10:34

The worst cut is the deepest.
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Post by skully Fri 13 May 2011, 10:34

Brass Monkey wrote:Is this the most literal use of the dysphemism 'gash' that we're likely to see?
And does it make the boyfriend a gashlord?
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Post by PeterCS Fri 13 May 2011, 10:34

Don't tell Gilo, or he'll be over there like a shot.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Mon 23 May 2011, 00:09

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned Simon Jones or Saj Mahmood in this thread.
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Post by Zat Mon 23 May 2011, 00:25

OK, I know I've been away, but when did Smerk resurface?

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Post by skully Mon 23 May 2011, 00:30

Just today. Nice to have Smerk and Zoggy back. groucho
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Post by Zat Mon 23 May 2011, 01:10

Don't get too excited skulls, my return is very much only temporary, got a heap of things going on at the moment.

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Post by PeterCS Mon 23 May 2011, 01:33

Best of luck with that zat.


But be nice to smerk.
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