Welcome back, Clutch

Here's a chance to up your post count from 15. Mostly good posts, those 15. What do you think of the Ashes so far?

Clutching at straws?

*runs for cover*

So you should.

Just trying to draw out some conversation.

I know, I know

So go to the naughty corner.

Sorry clutch, but I am waiting for 'choke'.

he is from south africa.

btw shitbucket, how do you manage to forum while simultaneously licking your own balls?

There's a thread for "sooking", mate.

So pointing out to an obnoxious twat that he's an obnoxious twat is sooking?

Thank you Zat, I strive for quality over quantity! Unfortunately I have achieved neither but them's the brakes. Re the Ashes - it would have been nice if we'd picked the best team at our disposal rather than select a third rate spinner just for the sake of it, but at least Pietersen took pity on him.

Charity from KP. Hoodathunkit?