Re: Sesame Street

by lardbucket Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:56

Shane Watson
Ian Botham
Andrew Flintoff

One of these things is not like the others.

by Brass Monkey Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59

Elmo? Talk about a little f*cker who knew he was cute. He got all the minge apparently...

by lardbucket Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:00

Brass Monkey wrote:Elmo? Talk about a little f*cker who knew he was cute. He got all the minge apparently...

aye, vicious predator ... slap AND tickle.

by Brass Monkey Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:01

I heard he liked his groupies to knock his junk around.

by Bradman Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:03

When you're a first time dad past forty, 'tickle me Elmo' was a god send for your sleep cycle.

Mr Hooper. Now who didn't cry when Mr Hooper died?

by JGK Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:05

I hate Elmo. FFS you annoying red git, use the first person personal pronoun. It is only one letter long.

by JGK Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:06

Rubber duck duck, rubber duck
rubber duck duck duck rubber duck... mon

by Bradman Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:10

JGK wrote:I hate Elmo. FFS you annoying red git, use the first person personal pronoun. It is only one letter long.

I'm amongst philistines. You'd prefer verbally challenged dinosaurs and canines and a bunch of one hit wonders to the SS gang?

Yoda had a problem with standard English usage too. You gonna knock him.

by JGK Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:16

Phurt - Yoda was a master with a light sabre - out and out legend.

Elmo brings nothing to the table.

by Brass Monkey Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:17

Bradman wrote:
I'm amongst philistines. You'd prefer verbally challenged dinosaurs and canines and a bunch of one hit wonders to the SS gang?

At least they were genuine and not wondering where their 'next piece of pussy' was coming from.

by Bradman Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:22

He got a gig on The West Wing.

by taipan Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:22

Brass Monkey wrote:
Bradman wrote:
I'm amongst philistines. You'd prefer verbally challenged dinosaurs and canines and a bunch of one hit wonders to the SS gang?

At least they were genuine and not wondering where their 'next piece of pussy' was coming from.

Nowt wrong with Princess Leila.

by Bradman Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-SNWcCpL0Y

by taipan Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:36

What's that?

by Bradman Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:36

taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:
Bradman wrote:
I'm amongst philistines. You'd prefer verbally challenged dinosaurs and canines and a bunch of one hit wonders to the SS gang?

At least they were genuine and not wondering where their 'next piece of pussy' was coming from.

Nowt wrong with Princess Leila.

I was referring to another kid's show with the dinosaur and canine comment. And yes Leila in chains in that bikini was particularly fine.

by Bradman Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:39

taipan wrote:What's that?

I'm hoping it's Jimmy Buffet and Kermit but as I can't post images directly into the thread you may be getting MC getting a pounding from RJ or a Martha Stewart re-run.

by Hass Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:57

Bradman wrote:Anything by Cookie Monster. Only way I could get my son to eat breakfast.

I liked it when the Cookie Monster became Alistair Cookie and hosted Monsterpiece Theatre.

His favouritie movie was 'One Flew Over the Cookie's Nest'.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:08

COOKIES!

by G.Wood Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:01

Which was the top - Bert or Ernie?

by footwork Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:06

Recently the Cookie Monster had to re-evaluate his cookie-munching antics because of the message it was sending to an increasing number of obese children. Instead of his 'I want cookie' it was 'cookies are a sometimes food.' SS then created a 'Food for Healthy Living' segment, or some such.
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