Last Meal

We ever done one of these?

I wish horace would

I think we may have on other forums, qmy, but fire away. lardy can look around page 90 for a duplicate thread.

Well I'm undecided between going out with a bit of class, or trying to beat the executioner by eating myself to death like some of the yokels on Death Row.

Twenty-four Tacos and a Fillet Mignon - Denied

Two chicken-fried steaks, two fried chicken breasts, three fried pork chops, two hamburgers with lettuce, tomato, onion and salad dressing, four slices of bread, half a pound of fried potatoes with onion, half a pound of onion rings with ketchup, half a pan of chocolate cake with icing and two pitchers of milk. - Accepted with variations.

Damn, you'd explode before they strapped you in the chair!!

I'll have to think about this. Something with sauteed scalloped potatoes on the side, maybe silverside with white sauce. Or maybe roast lamb with mint sauce/jelly and crispy baked potatoes, squeaky beans and honeyed carrots. Yeah, simple tastes.

I'll ltake the Japanese blowfish, but inexpertly prepared so the neurotoxin kills me before the chair does thanks very much.

Zat wrote:I'll ltake the Japanese blowfish, but inexpertly prepared so the neurotoxin kills me before the chair does thanks very much.

You'd get on with this gal then Zat.

breakfast--My homemade biscuits n gravy, 2 slices bacon, and 1/2 gallon chocolatemilk, and a newport to smoke afterwards
lunch--2 taco's from taco bell(only meat n cheese n sour cream) 44 oz mountain dew, 2 white castle's no onions with cheese, chili with cheese and cheese fries from steak n shake, glass of milk , and 2 more newports to smoke
snack--crazybread from little ceaser's and another mountain dew, and of course another smoke but this time make it a camel turkish jade
dinner--16 oz steak medium rare with plenty of a-1 steak sauce, loaded baked potato, (2)biscuits w/apple butter, coca-cola, green-beans with red potatoes and bacon in them, some of my mom's homemade choclate chip cookies,milk.home made mac n cheese,a white russian, a mudslide extra shot of vodka,3 newports to smoke
dessert--some sherbert orange and lime, and a slice of choclate pie with cool whip, a captain morgan and sprite, a bumpy face segrams gin mixed with hawaiian punch, 2 vicodin 750's, 2 morphiene pills, 2 oxycode, 2 loratabs, and 1/2 pack of newports, 1/2 pack of camel turkish jades, then f*ck it let them take me----if I am even conscious to know what's bout to happen..



sandi f. from arizona, december 10, 2003

Jeebus, she makes it sound like a party. The vicodin's not such a bad idea though.

Zat wrote:I'll ltake the Japanese blowfish, but inexpertly prepared so the neurotoxin kills me before the chair does thanks very much.

[Homer] Mmmmm...blowfish...mmmmm [/Homer]

Zat wrote:Jeebus, she makes it sound like a party. The vicodin's not such a bad idea though.

Seen the latest House yet?

S06E21 - Help me? Just downloaded it.

Will get it soonish. Happy for a spoiler.

It'd be nice if it's a bit different. You know, House goes mad and kills Wilson or Cuddy, only for 13 to bring them back with the kiss of life - or sumpent like that.

Sod this "last meal" pallava, I'd rather spend the time having a decent sh*g and then go off hungry into the hereafter ....

Empty balls and stomach, ay Merls?

Zat wrote:I'll ltake the Japanese blowfish, but inexpertly prepared so the neurotoxin kills me before the chair does thanks very much.

I'll take a Chiko Roll from the local greasy spoon......it would have the same effect.

Chiko Rolls. I never did get them. Always smelled and tasted like they'd been rolled up off the local's floor.

skully wrote:Empty balls and stomach, ay Merls?

Aye mate .... I came into the world with nowt ... so plan on leaving it with nowt ...

especially in the brains department . . .

BWAHAHAHHAHHAAAHHAHA ...

hang on a mo .............I'll just catch me breath here .....

BWAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHA.....

I would eat nothing but nuts, berries and small stones for a year before. Then in the final few weeks I would drink gallons of salt water, combined with intense meditation in an effort to mummify myself. My final request would be for the guards to keep me around for the purpose of practical jokes.

I'll have Lamb Vindaloo - then I can gas a few buggers with the after effects and take them with me!

Winkle Spinner wrote:I would eat nothing but nuts, berries and small stones for a year before. Then in the final few weeks I would drink gallons of salt water, combined with intense meditation in an effort to mummify myself. My final request would be for the guards to keep me around for the purpose of practical jokes.

skully wrote:Seen the latest House yet?

Yes

skully wrote:I think we may have on other forums, qmy, but fire away. lardy can look around page 90 for a duplicate thread.

found this on page 158 ...

As soon as I started getting Belfs, I started thinking the end was nigh.

This led to thoughts of hell on earth and last meals that could give comfort before the bell tolled.

For me the obvious had to feature; the bags and the oxygen tank. 

But then what else? A carton of smokes, together with a box of Cuban cigars, plentiful working lighters and a few bottles of Irish Whisky, Santiago de Cuba dark rum and some decent vodka are the common or garden staple.

But what to make it special? 

Three not just two short blacks to accompany some of the preceding.

Lunch- Pea Soup.

Dinner - Stew of tripe, pork belly, black sausage and beans