AFL thread

[Ross]

Fractured right foot for Egan. Geelong in crisis?

Not good. Obviously he won't play again this year; and he's going to be hard to replace.

Harley/Milburn/Rooke to step up?

[lardbucket]

Rooke I expect

[Brass Monkey]

It will be some bloke in some outrageously tight shorts and eurogay sleeveless top. He'll grope a few blokes and try to dropkick some weird shaped ball through a mass of posts. Some little gits behind these posts will either stick none, one or two arms out to signal which way to the Turkish baths.

[lardbucket]

Sage. Still, so long as we win.

[Brass Monkey]

Aye. We need them to win.
p.s. Tasmania is deserving of it's own AFL team. Grouse. Onya mite.

[freddled gruntbuggly]

Yes. As long as it isn't Richmond. Or North Melbourne. Or Collingwood. Or Carlton. Or Essendon.

[Brass Monkey]

Yes. As long as it isn't Richmond. Or North Melbourne. Or Collingwood. Or Carlton. Or Essendon.

Would it have to be a 'franchise' shoite, like Yanktwaatball? Couldn't they just get a team called 'Hobart Hunchbacks' and take the best Tozzie players and mingle them with current AFL 'stars', then just phase the team in?

[freddled gruntbuggly]

Nah, they'd transfer one of the existing Melbourne teams down there. There are too many teams in Melbourne as it is, and one shifting permanently to Tassie is going to happen eventually. Should have been done way back, but the other teams liked having access to all the champion players Tasmania produced.

Which will be grouse as long as it's the right team. Or at least not one of the wrong ones . . .

[Brass Monkey]

Nah, they'd transfer one of the existing Melbourne teams down there. There are too many teams in Melbourne as it is, and one shifting permanently to Tassie is going to happen eventually. Should have been done way back, but the other teams liked having access to all the champion players Tasmania produced.

Which will be grouse as long as it's the right team. Or at least not one of the wrong ones . . .

Wrong from the point of personnel or wrong from the point of team reputation?

[freddled gruntbuggly]

Wrong from the point of there being certain teams which I despise with a passion unparalleled within the annals of human history.

[Nath]

Couldn't they just get a team called 'Hobart Hunchbacks' and take the best Tozzie players and mingle them with current AFL 'stars', then just phase the team in?

So you want to kill the state league then?

[Brass Monkey]

Wrong from the point of there being certain teams which I despise with a passion unparalleled within the annals of human history.

Surely if one of those teams became the Tossie team, not only would you have a team but you'd have erradicated a team you loathe...

So you want to kill the state league then?

Well, yes. Yes, if that means it kills AFL.

Ban AFL!!!!

[Ross]

There'd have to be a tozzie team eventually. Melbourne can't continue to sustain nine teams and several of them are only still surviving due to the AFL's handouts.

Selwood won the rising star award today.

[embee]

Well done to kiddyfiddler's brother ...the first of a few Cat trophies in '07

[Nath]

There'd have to be a tozzie team eventually. Melbourne can't continue to sustain nine teams and several of them are only still surviving due to the AFL's handouts.

They can have 9th-mond, if they're desperate.

[freddled gruntbuggly]

Wrong from the point of there being certain teams which I despise with a passion unparalleled within the annals of human history.

Surely if one of those teams became the Tossie team, not only would you have a team but you'd have erradicated a team you loathe...

NOOOOOOOOO! It doesn't work like that. They'd still be that team, only my poor beautiful Tassie would be lumbered with them. The colours, the history, a lot of the fans, the club culture, it all follows along. I could never barrack for a team that used to be Richmond or North Melbourne orEssendon or *shudder* Collingwood.

Not that I follow AwFuL any more . . .

So you want to kill the state league then?

Well, yes. Yes, if that means it kills AFL.

I could live with that.

[Brass Monkey]

NOOOOOOOOO! It doesn't work like that. They'd still be that team, only my poor beautiful Tassie would be lumbered with them. The colours, the history, a lot of the fans, the club culture, it all follows along. I could never barrack for a team that used to be Richmond or North Melbourne orEssendon or *shudder* Collingwood.

Not that I follow AwFuL any more . . .

Well quite frankly I'm at a loss.

[Invader Zim]

Word is that some Dorkers smashed up a Hairdressers on Mad Monday.

How gay is that.

[embee]

Word is that some Dorkers smashed up a Hairdressers on Mad Monday.

How gay is that.

That'll ruin the toasts finals preparation....How can they play with their hair and make up?

[Invader Zim]

Ah, so it's more 'we're obsessed with the Eagles' action by the Dorkers eh? Noice.

[horace]

Ah, so it's more 'we're obsessed with the Eagles' action by the Dorkers eh? Noice.

i think that the mcguire for Evils president campaign is about to get a kick along...both club and chunnel ted are expert squealers

[horace]

Ah, so it's more 'we're obsessed with the Eagles' action by the Dorkers eh? Noice.

i think that the mcguire for Evils president campaign is about to get a kick along...both club and chunnel ted are expert squealers

[Invader Zim]

Yeah, that was worth posting twice.

[horace]

Yeah, that was worth posting twice.

you must admit to feeling an affinity with eddie

[skully]

It will be some bloke in some outrageously tight shorts and eurogay sleeveless top. He'll grope a few blokes and try to dropkick some weird shaped ball through a mass of posts. Some little gits behind these posts will either stick none, one or two arms out to signal which way to the Turkish baths.

Fark, missed this.

Forum gold LP.

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