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Post by LeFromage Mon 24 Feb 2014, 00:07

Or, to be more specific, it is google.

Just google site:flamingbails.com and whatever term or phrase you're after (for example, site:flamingbails.com munging), and bob's your uncle.

Turns out the complex algorithms used on the world's most powerful search engine are a bit better than the search feature at forumotion, written by a French schoolboy in between feeds and playing with his Power Rangers.

Thresurrect yourself silly.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 24 Feb 2014, 00:11

Hurrah!

Heil Dello! goat 
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 24 Feb 2014, 00:16

My boss wanted me to create a search engine 'just like Google's'. I let him down by laughing at him and ripping the piss. It's a thing we have.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 24 Feb 2014, 00:16

It's uncanny!  affraid 

https://www.google.com

site:flamingbails.com "caught at first slip"

thread - bump for skully thread - Page 3 - Flaming Bails
www.flamingbails.com/t9007p30-bump-for-skully-thread?highlight...‎
16 Mar 2010 - Re: bump for skully thread. Post by WideWally on Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:55 pm. Hussey caught at first slip off Hopes Vics 3/46. WideWally

Australia v England, 2nd Test, Adelaide, Dec 3-7, 2010 (II) - Page 3
www.flamingbails.com/t10328p30-australia-v-england-2nd-test-adelaide...‎
6 Dec 2010 - 15 posts - ‎8 authors
He'll step up, ask Mariais Erasmus for centre, play three play and misses before being caught at first slip by Colly off Pietersen or Swanny.

test - Australia v England, 2nd Test, Adelaide, Dec 3-7, 2010 (II ...
www.flamingbails.com/t10328p30-australia-v-england-2nd-test-adelaide...‎
DJ_Smerk wrote: Will Marcus Nought step up? He'll step up, ask Mariais Erasmus for centre, play three play and misses before being caught at first slip by Colly ...

Aus vs India, 1st Test, Melbourne, 26-30 Dec (II) - Page 5
www.flamingbails.com/t1331p60-aus-vs-india-1st-test-melbourne-26-30...‎
28 Dec 2007 - 15 posts - ‎10 authors
Ah yeah quick check he got mahala out i assume it was caught at first slip (hayden)but i have no recollection of it. can't recall him even bowling ...

Gary Kirsten . . . - Page 4 - Flaming Bails
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12 Jan 2008 - 15 posts - ‎7 authors
His first innings dismissal in Adelaide, cutting close to his body and being caught at first slip, made Kirsten seek him out for a special session in ...
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Post by PeterCS Mon 24 Feb 2014, 00:18

Brass Monkey wrote:My boss wanted me to create a search engine 'just like Google's'. I let him down by laughing at him and ripping the piss. It's a thing we have.

You could at least have offered him "google remote".
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 24 Feb 2014, 00:30

I offered him my mild disdain. Same same but different.
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Post by JGK Mon 24 Feb 2014, 01:21

Hasn't everyone already been doing this for a while?

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Post by embee Mon 24 Feb 2014, 02:10

https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=ctrl&ei=2akKU76-IMSN8Qfh_IAI&gws_rd=cr#q=site:flamingbails.com+thunderqunt

Top thunderqunt is top thunderqunt
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Post by JGK Mon 24 Feb 2014, 03:14

embee wrote:https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=ctrl&ei=2akKU76-IMSN8Qfh_IAI&gws_rd=cr#q=site:flamingbails.com+thunderqunt

Top thunderqunt is top thunderqunt

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Post by horace Mon 24 Feb 2014, 03:16

...at least Hildy is a live tq...bernie has been dead for years
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Post by LeFromage Mon 24 Feb 2014, 07:39

embee wrote:https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=ctrl&ei=2akKU76-IMSN8Qfh_IAI&gws_rd=cr#q=site:flamingbails.com+thunderqunt

Top thunderqunt is top thunderqunt

Funnily enough, that's the ONLY result that comes up for thunderqunt in our not-so-flash search.

I think that must constitute a consensus. The internet has spoken.
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Post by Paul Keating Mon 03 Mar 2014, 06:25

I just searched for Norfolk and nothing came up.
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Post by Paul Keating Mon 03 Mar 2014, 06:26

Apologies it works. I didn't read the instructions.
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Mar 2014, 08:04

Very Happy I thought I'd search for Smashlist™

Forgot about this beauty

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Upon his release from the Northamptonshire gulag for troubled youth (dance division), Dan reflected on his enforced rehabilitation in bleak isolation, and vowed murderous, violent, sexual revenge. He was also hungry. In his meditation booth he had drawn up what would later be referred to by investigating officers as the "smash list": a detailed inventory of mainly women that he intended to amorously crush with his unlubricated iron fist. There was also a crude picture of a cat being jizzed on by an even cruder picture of a phallus - the reproductive mucus perhaps representing the tears of rage he was so struggling to repress. Was the cat his father? The shackled, troubled youth had been unchained and set free a troubled man. He was also hungry.

'We've created a monster,' Warden Glen Medeiros warned. 'Also, I'm hungry - let's get some f*cking sandwiches going.'
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Post by LeFromage Mon 03 Mar 2014, 08:36

Always end on a cliffhanger. Did they ever get those sandwiches? We'll never know.
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Post by skully Tue 04 Mar 2014, 00:35

Cool tip D.
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