Us girls can do anything........

by Guest Mon 18 Feb 2008, 08:44

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/WOMEN/

by skully Mon 18 Feb 2008, 08:47

Well done England. Let the mug runching begin.

by Guest Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:50

What was wrong with this thread?

by JKLever Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:51

I thought this was the 'look what I can do with my vagina' thread.

Obviously.

by Guest Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:56

No, I've PM'd you those photos already.

It was you, wasn't it?

by JKLever Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:58

Really, I thought you sent me pics of your pets? Shocked

by Zat Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:05

Her pet beaver?

by Zat Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:24

But seriously, female cricketers can do anything. Even being bowled out for the worst score ever seen in international cricket... 13

Code:: Bermuda Women innings (50 overs maximum) R M B 4s 6s SR L Mienzer c Minnie b Loubser 1 60 48 0 0 2.08 W Woodley c Chetty b Smith 0 19 14 0 0 0.00 S Albouy lbw b Smith 0 17 16 0 0 0.00 M Jackson lbw b Benade 1 11 7 0 0 14.28 TL Paynter lbw b Loubser 0 3 8 0 0 0.00 R Richardson st Chetty b Loubser 0 6 1 0 0 0.00 R Smith c Letsoalo b Loubser 1 14 5 0 0 20.00 N Jones b Loubser 0 2 1 0 0 0.00 A Smith b Benade 0 4 2 0 0 0.00 C Furbert not out 0 7 4 0 0 0.00 S Todd b Loubser 0 3 3 0 0 0.00 Extras (b 2, w 7, nb 1) 10 Total (all out; 18 overs; 77 mins) 13 (0.72 runs per over)

by Guest Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:27

Don't spoil my nice girlie thread you bunch of swine.

Actually though, Lardie's not here so I can say swines swines swines swines swines, SWINES.

by Zat Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:31

By the way, I think the nickname for the Bermuda Women's team should be the Bermuda Binaries.

1..0..0..1..0..0..1..0..0..0..0

by HH_pink Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:51

Zat wrote:But seriously, female cricketers can do anything. Even being bowled out for the worst score ever seen in international cricket... 13
Code:
Bermuda Women innings (50 overs maximum) R M B 4s 6s SR L Mienzer c Minnie b Loubser 1 60 48 0 0 2.08 W Woodley c Chetty b Smith 0 19 14 0 0 0.00 S Albouy lbw b Smith 0 17 16 0 0 0.00 M Jackson lbw b Benade 1 11 7 0 0 14.28 TL Paynter lbw b Loubser 0 3 8 0 0 0.00 R Richardson st Chetty b Loubser 0 6 1 0 0 0.00 R Smith c Letsoalo b Loubser 1 14 5 0 0 20.00 N Jones b Loubser 0 2 1 0 0 0.00 A Smith b Benade 0 4 2 0 0 0.00 C Furbert not out 0 7 4 0 0 0.00 S Todd b Loubser 0 3 3 0 0 0.00 Extras (b 2, w 7, nb 1) 10 Total (all out; 18 overs; 77 mins) 13 (0.72 runs per over)

That's not the funniest part. I PMSL when I saw this:

Code:: South Africa Women innings (target: 14 runs from 50 overs) Extras (w 9, nb 1) 10

10/14!

and this:

Drinks taken after fall of 7th wicket (15.5 overs). Batsmen went to wrong ends after the break.

by Zat Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:55

Yep, I always LOL when I see

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by HH_pink Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:59

Zat wrote:Yep, I always LOL when I see
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[table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"][tr bgcolor="#cccccc"][td] [/td] [td colspan="3"][b]South Africa Women innings[/b] (target: 14 runs from 50 overs)[/td] [td align="right"][b]R[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]M[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]B[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]4s[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]6s[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]SR[/b][/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"] [td colspan="2" align="right"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;" width="192"][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/317160.html]OV Anderson[/url][/td] [td width="246"]not out[/td] [td align="right"][b]4[/b][/td] [td align="right"]4[/td] [td align="right"]4[/td] [td align="right"]1[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]100.00[/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"] [td colspan="2" align="right"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;" width="192"][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54644.html]CS Terblanche[/url][/td] [td width="246"]not out[/td] [td align="right"][b]1[/b][/td] [td align="right"]4[/td] [td align="right"]1[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]100.00[/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"][td colspan="2"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;"] Extras[/td] [td](w 9, nb 1)[/td] [td align="right"][size=18][color=red][b]10[/b][/color][/size][/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [/tr] [tr][td colspan="4"] [/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#000000"][img(1,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"][td colspan="2"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;"] [b]Total[/b][/td] [td](0 wickets; 0.4 overs; 4 mins)[/td] [td align="right"][b]15[/b][/td] [td colspan="5" align="center"](22.50 runs per over)[/td] [/tr] [/table] [table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="620"] [tr] [td][b]Did not bat[/b] [img(7,14)]http://img.cricinfo.com/engine-nav/captain.gif[/img][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54634.html]C Brits[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54616.html]SM Benade[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276684.html]A Minnie[/url], [img(7,14)]http://img.cricinfo.com/engine-nav/keeper.gif[/img][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276681.html]T Chetty[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54594.html]AE Smith[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54636.html]SA Fritz[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276683.html]S Loubser[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/317161.html]D Devnarain[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276682.html]M Letsoalo[/url] [/td] [/tr] [/table] [table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"][tr][td][img(11,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(169,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(50,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(30,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(40,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(40,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(60,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(80,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [/tr] [tr][td][img(1,19)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td bgcolor="#d8d4d2"] [b]Bowling[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]O[/b][img(10,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]M[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]R[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]W[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]Econ[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"] [/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"][td] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;"] [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/262745.html]TL Paynter[/url][/td] [td align="right"]0.4[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]15[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]22.50[/td] [td align="right"](1nb, 4w)[/td][/tr][/table]

I LOLled after posting that sh!t too.

Now you've screwed this page up. How do you get the scorecard from cricinfo in plain text without their stupid formatting?

by Zat Mon 18 Feb 2008, 21:02

Dunno, I always cut and paste into notepad to get the formating right, then use the code tags. Works for me...

by HH_pink Mon 18 Feb 2008, 21:16

Hmm ... I copy-pasted directly onto the text field here. Shall try that next time. Cheers.

by Guest Tue 19 Feb 2008, 08:55

Zat wrote:By the way, I think the nickname for the Bermuda Women's team should be the Bermuda Binaries.

1..0..0..1..0..0..1..0..0..0..0

Bermuda's captain, Mienzer, tried desperately to put a positive gloss on the performance. "I am extremely proud ..."

by taipan Tue 19 Feb 2008, 08:57

Demelza wrote:
Zat wrote:By the way, I think the nickname for the Bermuda Women's team should be the Bermuda Binaries.

1..0..0..1..0..0..1..0..0..0..0

Bermuda's captain, Mienzer, tried desperately to put a positive gloss on the performance. "I am extremely proud ..."

No positives?

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 19 Feb 2008, 09:02

Zat wrote:Yep, I always LOL when I see
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[table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"][tr bgcolor="#cccccc"][td] [/td] [td colspan="3"][b]South Africa Women innings[/b] (target: 14 runs from 50 overs)[/td] [td align="right"][b]R[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]M[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]B[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]4s[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]6s[/b][/td] [td align="right"][b]SR[/b][/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"] [td colspan="2" align="right"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;" width="192"][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/317160.html]OV Anderson[/url][/td] [td width="246"]not out[/td] [td align="right"][b]4[/b][/td] [td align="right"]4[/td] [td align="right"]4[/td] [td align="right"]1[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]100.00[/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"] [td colspan="2" align="right"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;" width="192"][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54644.html]CS Terblanche[/url][/td] [td width="246"]not out[/td] [td align="right"][b]1[/b][/td] [td align="right"]4[/td] [td align="right"]1[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]100.00[/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"][td colspan="2"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;"] Extras[/td] [td](w 9, nb 1)[/td] [td align="right"][size=18][color=red][b]10[/b][/color][/size][/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [td align="right"] [/td] [/tr] [tr][td colspan="4"] [/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#000000"][img(1,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [td] [/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"][td colspan="2"] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;"] [b]Total[/b][/td] [td](0 wickets; 0.4 overs; 4 mins)[/td] [td align="right"][b]15[/b][/td] [td colspan="5" align="center"](22.50 runs per over)[/td] [/tr] [/table] [table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="620"] [tr] [td][b]Did not bat[/b] [img(7,14)]http://img.cricinfo.com/engine-nav/captain.gif[/img][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54634.html]C Brits[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54616.html]SM Benade[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276684.html]A Minnie[/url], [img(7,14)]http://img.cricinfo.com/engine-nav/keeper.gif[/img][url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276681.html]T Chetty[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54594.html]AE Smith[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/54636.html]SA Fritz[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276683.html]S Loubser[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/317161.html]D Devnarain[/url], [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/276682.html]M Letsoalo[/url] [/td] [/tr] [/table] [table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"][tr][td][img(11,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(169,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(50,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(30,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(40,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(40,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(60,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td][img(80,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [/tr] [tr][td][img(1,19)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td bgcolor="#d8d4d2"] [b]Bowling[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]O[/b][img(10,1)]http://img.cricinfo.com/spacer.gif[/img][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]M[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]R[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]W[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"][b]Econ[/b][/td] [td align="right" bgcolor="#d8d4d2"] [/td] [/tr] [tr valign="top"][td] [/td] [td style="white-space: nowrap;"] [url=http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/women/content/current/player/262745.html]TL Paynter[/url][/td] [td align="right"]0.4[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]15[/td] [td align="right"]0[/td] [td align="right"]22.50[/td] [td align="right"](1nb, 4w)[/td][/tr][/table]

It's all in the way you tell them . . .

by Guest Tue 19 Feb 2008, 09:03

How to eff up a thread.........

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 19 Feb 2008, 09:26

Looks fine to me.

by JGK Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:14

HH_pink wrote:
Zat wrote:But seriously, female cricketers can do anything. Even being bowled out for the worst score ever seen in international cricket... 13
Code:
Bermuda Women innings (50 overs maximum) R M B 4s 6s SR L Mienzer c Minnie b Loubser 1 60 48 0 0 2.08 W Woodley c Chetty b Smith 0 19 14 0 0 0.00 S Albouy lbw b Smith 0 17 16 0 0 0.00 M Jackson lbw b Benade 1 11 7 0 0 14.28 TL Paynter lbw b Loubser 0 3 8 0 0 0.00 R Richardson st Chetty b Loubser 0 6 1 0 0 0.00 R Smith c Letsoalo b Loubser 1 14 5 0 0 20.00 N Jones b Loubser 0 2 1 0 0 0.00 A Smith b Benade 0 4 2 0 0 0.00 C Furbert not out 0 7 4 0 0 0.00 S Todd b Loubser 0 3 3 0 0 0.00 Extras (b 2, w 7, nb 1) 10 Total (all out; 18 overs; 77 mins) 13 (0.72 runs per over)

That's not the funniest part. I PMSL when I saw this:

Code:
South Africa Women innings (target: 14 runs from 50 overs) Extras (w 9, nb 1) 10
10/14!

and this:
Drinks taken after fall of 7th wicket (15.5 overs). Batsmen went to wrong ends after the break.

So in a completed match, extras accounted for over 70% of the runs scored!

by skully Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:14

Hehehe, noice work boys. Looks like the binary code to reprogram the Hubble telescope to look into Dem's window.

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