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Post by Henry Tue 27 May 2008, 02:57

3 things I need to know-

1. Can I pick up sky sports in Japan? columbo
2. Will you Aussies miss me? boxer

3. Where does tac live? (So that I find an apartment that is a significant distance away from his) rambo
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Post by Invader Zim Tue 27 May 2008, 03:21

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Post by tac Tue 27 May 2008, 03:35

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Post by Josh Carney Tue 27 May 2008, 03:48

What line of work are you in ?

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Post by Henry Tue 27 May 2008, 03:53

Josh Carney wrote:What line of work are you in ?

I work for the Australian tourism board, promiting Australia around the world. In my spare time I like to dabble in the art/antiques industry.....
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Post by Josh Carney Tue 27 May 2008, 03:56

Does that go well with your English accent (I am assuimg you still have one) ? Or do you work in the back office ?

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Post by Henry Tue 27 May 2008, 03:59

Shamefully, I now sound Australian according to my English friends and relatives. But in Australia i'm told that there is still a hint of an English accent there.
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Post by furriner Tue 27 May 2008, 03:59

Henry wrote:
Josh Carney wrote:What line of work are you in ?

I work for the Australian tourism board, promiting Australia around the world........

Henry tell me your job description is a wind up.

Are you responsible for promoting Australian cricket as well? Very Happy
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Post by tac Tue 27 May 2008, 04:00

What's the monthly salary offered, Trev?
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Post by Invader Zim Tue 27 May 2008, 04:05

Typical mudge. Attention seeking and gay.
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Post by furriner Tue 27 May 2008, 04:06

GOIYBOQ. Smile
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Post by Invader Zim Tue 27 May 2008, 04:07

Fark off, cock head.
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Post by furriner Tue 27 May 2008, 04:08

SGCT.
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Post by Henry Tue 27 May 2008, 04:10

tac wrote:What's the monthly salary offered, Trev?

Two new native girls a month, presented in schoolgirl outfit and bunny rabbit ears, with a 10 litre barrel of sake also given if my performance is satisfactory. Job performance, that is....
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Post by tac Tue 27 May 2008, 04:10

Henry wrote:
tac wrote:What's the monthly salary offered, Trev?

Two new native girls a month, presented in schoolgirl outfit and bunny rabbit ears, with a 10 litre barrel of sake also given if my performance is satisfactory. Job performance, that is....


Nice . . . you'll look good in the bunny rabbit ears . . .
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Post by Zat Tue 27 May 2008, 06:22

tac, being our man on the ground in Japan, so to speak, tell me, is the demand for Geisha Boys really high enough for them to be looking to take one of Darlinghurst's highest earners off Australia's hands?

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Post by tac Tue 27 May 2008, 06:49

From what I hear . . . yes.
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Post by Zat Tue 27 May 2008, 06:53

Explains a lot then.

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Post by embee Tue 27 May 2008, 08:13

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Post by Zat Tue 27 May 2008, 09:52

Losing a purple-helmeted warrior would be very bad for them.

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Post by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 27 May 2008, 12:21

1) Take it. The further you are from this country, the happier we are.

2) No.

3) Be honest, you want his address so you can move in with him. The two of you were made for each other.
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Post by Lara Lara Laughs Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22

Bit harsh.
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Post by taipan Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Bit harsh.

Why, are you also looking for a job there?
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Post by eowyn Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:1) Take it. The further you are from this country, the happier we are.

2) No.

3) Be honest, you want his address so you can move in with him. The two of you were made for each other.

"Never posts with malice".....
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Post by taipan Tue 27 May 2008, 12:32

eowyn wrote:
freddled gruntbuggly wrote:1) Take it. The further you are from this country, the happier we are.

2) No.

3) Be honest, you want his address so you can move in with him. The two of you were made for each other.

"Never posts with malice".....

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