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Post by holcs Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:32

Things have got so bad that he is now presenting a shoddy attempt at a cookery show on ITV1....
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Post by JKLever Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:34

Does he have a blonde sidekick?
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Post by holcs Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:38

Tends to spend most of his time playing with a rolling pin?!?!
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Post by JKLever Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:39

Does he say 'oh yes oh yessssssssssss you beauty' as he gets stuff from the oven?
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Post by LeFromage Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:40

I caught the very end of that, whilst flicking through the channels - saw Nicholas talking to the camera and wondered what he was up to, then he said something about checking the website for all the recipes, and then I turned over.

Career's going well then, Mark...

Typical ITV, though. "We've got a new cookery show in the pipeline. Who shall we get to present it? Who knows their onions, so to speak?"

"I know! Former county cricketer, Mark Nicholas."

Genius.

Although he is an expert on mince and has some inventive uses for large vegetables...
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Post by Basil Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:48

JKLever wrote:Does he have a blonde sidekick?

Yep - Anthony Worrall-Thompson affraid
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Post by Sasha Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:50

I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.

Make of that what you will. Laughing
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Post by Sasha Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:50

I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.

Make of that what you will. Laughing
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Post by Basil Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:51

Sasha wrote:I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.

Make of that what you will. Laughing

Shelterd Life?
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Post by Sasha Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:53

Sheltered even?
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Post by Basil Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:53

Sasha wrote:Sheltered even?

Yep
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Post by Sasha Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58

Well, here in deepest Suffolk, Mark is considered a 'Celebrity'. Smile
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Post by Basil Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59

Sasha wrote:Well, here in deepest Suffolk, Mark is considered a 'Celebrity'. Smile

Watching paint dry must also be a popular participation sport.
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Post by Sasha Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:01

Second only to watching Ipswich lose.
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Post by Basil Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:06

Sasha wrote:Second only to watching Ipswich lose.

You must get plenty of practice.
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Post by JKLever Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:09

Bloody cheek!
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Post by Sasha Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:23

hello I love them really JK.

Basil probably likes the 'glamour' sides ....... Laughing
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Post by Basil Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:25

Sasha wrote:hello I love them really JK.

Basil probably likes the 'glamour' sides ....... Laughing

Yep, Worcester City on a cold monday evening - can't get enough of 'em:roll:
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Post by Merlin Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:42

Sasha wrote:I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.

Make of that what you will. Laughing

Are you blonde and into bling? Wink

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Post by Henry Wed 26 Sep 2007, 02:44

It's all a big plan to get 'in' with the Aussie dressing room. What with child abuser Hayden releasing a cooking book etc.
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Post by LeFromage Wed 26 Sep 2007, 02:50

Whether or not Hayden did actually swear at a kid, I don't think your wording is really appropriate, Henry.
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Post by Invader Zim Wed 26 Sep 2007, 04:24

Geez, Mudge sure is a bitter gutless piece of shit, isn't he?
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Post by bodyline Wed 26 Sep 2007, 04:26

So what's this show called? "Hide the sausage!" maybe?

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Post by Henry Wed 26 Sep 2007, 04:42

Invader Zim wrote:Geez, Mudge sure is a bitter gutless piece of shit, isn't he?

LOL. Zim the "Editor's pet".
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Post by Invader Zim Wed 26 Sep 2007, 04:46

Better than the forums clown, farkwit.
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