Mark Nicol*rse is presenting a cooking show on ITV??? WTF
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Mark Nicol*rse is presenting a cooking show on ITV??? WTF
Things have got so bad that he is now presenting a shoddy attempt at a cookery show on ITV1....
holcs- Number of posts : 5481
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Does he have a blonde sidekick?
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Tends to spend most of his time playing with a rolling pin?!?!
holcs- Number of posts : 5481
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Does he say 'oh yes oh yessssssssssss you beauty' as he gets stuff from the oven?
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I caught the very end of that, whilst flicking through the channels - saw Nicholas talking to the camera and wondered what he was up to, then he said something about checking the website for all the recipes, and then I turned over.
Career's going well then, Mark...
Typical ITV, though. "We've got a new cookery show in the pipeline. Who shall we get to present it? Who knows their onions, so to speak?"
"I know! Former county cricketer, Mark Nicholas."
Genius.
Although he is an expert on mince and has some inventive uses for large vegetables...
Career's going well then, Mark...
Typical ITV, though. "We've got a new cookery show in the pipeline. Who shall we get to present it? Who knows their onions, so to speak?"
"I know! Former county cricketer, Mark Nicholas."
Genius.
Although he is an expert on mince and has some inventive uses for large vegetables...
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JKLever wrote:Does he have a blonde sidekick?
Yep - Anthony Worrall-Thompson
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I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
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I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
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Sasha wrote:I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.
Make of that what you will.
Shelterd Life?
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Sasha wrote:Sheltered even?
Yep
Basil- Number of posts : 15936
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Well, here in deepest Suffolk, Mark is considered a 'Celebrity'.
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Sasha wrote:Well, here in deepest Suffolk, Mark is considered a 'Celebrity'.
Watching paint dry must also be a popular participation sport.
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Second only to watching Ipswich lose.
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Sasha wrote:Second only to watching Ipswich lose.
You must get plenty of practice.
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I love them really JK.
Basil probably likes the 'glamour' sides .......
Basil probably likes the 'glamour' sides .......
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Sasha wrote: I love them really JK.
Basil probably likes the 'glamour' sides .......
Yep, Worcester City on a cold monday evening - can't get enough of 'em:roll:
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Sasha wrote:I rather like Mark Nicholas - always have done.
Make of that what you will.
Are you blonde and into bling?
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It's all a big plan to get 'in' with the Aussie dressing room. What with child abuser Hayden releasing a cooking book etc.
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Whether or not Hayden did actually swear at a kid, I don't think your wording is really appropriate, Henry.
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Geez, Mudge sure is a bitter gutless piece of shit, isn't he?
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So what's this show called? "Hide the sausage!" maybe?
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Invader Zim wrote:Geez, Mudge sure is a bitter gutless piece of shit, isn't he?
LOL. Zim the "Editor's pet".
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Better than the forums clown, farkwit.
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