ARSE....

If that little lot scar, then he's stuck with it!

Oh, the poor little sod.......











HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a nice thing to go through - we've all been there (or know someone who has).

But all the same...

That is gross, but very funny.

Does finding 'I didn't think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong' incredibly funny make me a bad person?

Of all the words he could have had on his forehead, it had to be arse, that's what gets me. Bad luck, old chap.

Poor lad - even F-U-C-K would at least promise some fun.

Another "truer than truth" scoop from The Sport. ...

He has some cotton buds and some sort of allergy.

iieee!

ALL-ER-GY

No, I was commenting on how he must feel when he is featured in The Sport.

As in, 'iieee! I've got enough money for a pint in that unscrupulous pub behind the 6th form now!'?

And to what do we owe this honour?

It is the temptation of having a green flashy thing under my name one day.

He needs a good shag/wank. Orgasms get rid of acne.

I must try said shagwank.

shagandorwank

Sounds exotic. As long as it's better than Diprobase.

Is it a website? :ninja:

I don't think so. This could be FB's chance to become a googlewhack.

Or it might get taken off. ...

iieee wrote:It is the temptation of having a green flashy thing under my name one day.

Doubt the forum will be around by then, if you continue posting at your current rate.

Doubt any of us will even be alive.

But it's quality not quantity that counts. Girth not length.

How much girth do I need before I get the green flashy thing?

Demelza wrote:He needs a good shag/wank. Orgasms get rid of acne.

Is that a medical fact?

When I had teenage acne, my dermatologist dosed me up with an antibiotic that could take down an elephant.

At no point did he suggest wanking more.

And as I was a hormone-drunk teenager, I'm not sure it would've been possible to wank more. Where would I have found the time?

*holds hand up in Geography class*

"Yes, Dello?"

"It's eleven o'clock..."

"And...?"

"And, you know - I showed you the note from my mum."

"Oh. That. Really? Now?"

"It's for my skin. Doctor's orders..."

"Go on then. Try not to get any on Melissa."

*ZZZZIIIPPPP*