Beer

If he plays safe instead of tossing it up, I suppose peeps will say Beer's gone flat?

But Beer may take a bit of tap if he throws it up.


Beer on tap.

Coat.

If he gets dropped and Hodges to the press he'll be a bitter

If he puts on weight he'll be stout

If he gets a job at the BCCI he wont be able to organise a piss up at a brewery

He's a headline writer's wet dream.

I don't like to Harp on the issue, but fans will want to Crown whoever's bright idea this was when the runs Cascade off him.

punit_cricket wrote:no.again left-arm
only 5 first-class games

idk y australia r picking left arm spinners just bcuz of KP struggles against them

is KP so highly rated for aussies that they ignore rest 5 batsman?

I'll take a guess that English is your second language p_c, but could you at least try to write so it doesn't look as though it's your third? Thanks.

(IIn case you don't understand by request, a translation: lll tk a guess tht eng s yr 2nd lang pc, bt cd u @ least try 2 rite so it duzznt look as tho its yr 3rd? Thx.)

When KP inevitably puts the new guy over the fence a few times it will be Beer Battered.

If he flukes a cheap Michelle the Daily Mail will call it Beer and Skittles.

Apparently his best mate is in the youth teams was Xavier Doherty. If he gets dropped after a couple of tests as well, he could ring his Bud, wiser for the experience.

[holds sides]

Get your coat, Mr K.

Fair call. That may have plumbed new depths in coatness.

Indeed. It was almost a get your coat and hat moment.

"Depths of coatness". Shirley Glossary-worthy?

Let's see if it catches on. 'topbottom' was prematurely glossaried, but I don;t want to make a habit of that.

Depths of coatness has far more intitial class than topbottom. But topbottom did find a worthy definition in the end.

I'm not arguing, but - appropriate that we are discussing it in this thread - let's not be like the NSP with Beer, and rush for the selection at a time that may turn out to be genius, but may turn out to be too early.

Coat of hat high?

Mahatma Coat?

I'm going to the coat d'azure for my holidays.

Still Don't understand selection of Beer.

Nathan Hauritz has been decent, Australia are just showing impatience in him.

Hope Beer justifies his selection, anyway!
Maybe he has been playing top-class club cricket?

Well if he has been, he is just ordinary , i feel

I feel for the bloke. Can't help but feel he could be yet another promising spinner thrown to the wolves; as this thread suggests.

Débuting a spinner at the WACA? The NSP have sunk to a new low.

Hope he's 12th Man.

Zat wrote:

punit_cricket wrote:no.again left-arm
only 5 first-class games

idk y australia r picking left arm spinners just bcuz of KP struggles against them

is KP so highly rated for aussies that they ignore rest 5 batsman?

I'll take a guess that English is your second language p_c, but could you at least try to write so it doesn't look as though it's your third? Thanks.

(IIn case you don't understand by request, a translation: lll tk a guess tht eng s yr 2nd lang pc, bt cd u @ least try 2 rite so it duzznt look as tho its yr 3rd? Thx.)

Zat, please cud you first read a few articles i wrote, then decide how bad my english is.
http://cricketheroes.webs.com/apps/blog/entries/show/5575608-south-africa-vs-india-test-series-preview
http://cricketheroes.webs.com/apps/blog/show/5420144-the-ashes-2010-11-test-preview

(There's more if you wish)

P.s : sorry to the people who think i'm advertising. I'm not. It's important to shut Zat up.

I think we have a herbal freak in progress.

punit_cricket wrote:

Zat wrote:

punit_cricket wrote:no.again left-arm
only 5 first-class games

idk y australia r picking left arm spinners just bcuz of KP struggles against them

is KP so highly rated for aussies that they ignore rest 5 batsman?

I'll take a guess that English is your second language p_c, but could you at least try to write so it doesn't look as though it's your third? Thanks.

(IIn case you don't understand by request, a translation: lll tk a guess tht eng s yr 2nd lang pc, bt cd u @ least try 2 rite so it duzznt look as tho its yr 3rd? Thx.)

Zat, please cud you first read a few articles i wrote, then decide how bad my english is.
http://cricketheroes.webs.com/apps/blog/entries/show/5575608-south-africa-vs-india-test-series-preview
http://cricketheroes.webs.com/apps/blog/show/5420144-the-ashes-2010-11-test-preview

(There's more if you wish)

P.s : sorry to the people who think i'm advertising. I'm not. It's important to shut Zat up.

I think it was the use of text/Twitter/SMS speak that ticked Zat off, p_c. Don't take offence.

So what are all the links for then?