relative gynaecological immensity - chappelli v Hilditch

It pains me to say this, as a 40 year fan of the immensity of chappelli's innate and hitherto supreme quntishness, but I fear the World Standard Quntometer may have been seriously decalibrated in recent times, or even irreparably broken.

Simmo's Nepotistically Appointed and Tenured Chief Honcho (SNATCH) has excelled himself on this occasion. Before this sustained display of illogical quntishness I thought the chappelli scale was more robust than the open-ended Richter scale, more certain than the conservation of matter ... now I move forward quite timidly in a universe where even this has been called into question.

Hehehe, noice.

I think we have to create a mini scale of Hudsonitis. This resulted in the dropping of the doughty Boucher and the handing of the gloves to AB de Villiers in order to create space for a specialist batsman. This stroke of genius has allowed the previously unknown masterblaster to take over at 7.

lardbucket wrote:It pains me to say this, as a 40 year fan of the immensity of chappelli's innate and hitherto supreme quntishness, but I fear the World Standard Quntometer may have been seriously decalibrated in recent times, or even irreparably broken.

Simmo's Nepotistically Appointed and Tenured Chief Honcho (SNATCH) has excelled himself on this occasion. Before this sustained display of illogical quntishness I thought the chappelli scale was more robust than the open-ended Richter scale, more certain than the conservation of matter ... now I move forward quite timidly in a universe where even this has been called into question.

snorfle!

SNATCH will stick like a .............

I'll email the international bureau for wiights and measures immediately to see if they can have the new standard measure of RGI calibrated in Hilditches.

Might I suggest changing RGI to a Gynaecological Immensity Table?

Well, the GIT would be what you use to determine the extent of RGI.

suspect the respective noggins of bollybogan, haddit and clarke would fill any gap

turn it up, even with all 3 mentioned it'd be like dropping small pebbles into the crater of Mauna Kiloa

Or Trev's arse . . .

Mick Sawyer wrote:

lardbucket wrote:It pains me to say this, as a 40 year fan of the immensity of chappelli's innate and hitherto supreme quntishness, but I fear the World Standard Quntometer may have been seriously decalibrated in recent times, or even irreparably broken.

Simmo's Nepotistically Appointed and Tenured Chief Honcho (SNATCH) has excelled himself on this occasion. Before this sustained display of illogical quntishness I thought the chappelli scale was more robust than the open-ended Richter scale, more certain than the conservation of matter ... now I move forward quite timidly in a universe where even this has been called into question.

snorfle!

SNATCH will stick like a .............

He's immense, dry, and barren. He's a fat nun with proccidentia.