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Post by LeFromage Sun 03 Apr 2011, 02:04

... you mothers.

Any mothers in the house? couch
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Post by PeterCS Sun 03 Apr 2011, 02:09

Any buns in the offing?
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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 09:16

Thanks, Dello. I do like to think of myself as The Forum Mother...
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Post by LeFromage Sun 03 Apr 2011, 09:42

Then have a very nice day. You deserve it. Clinton's Cards says so. Which makes it legally binding.

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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 09:48

Clinton Cards and The Church, it's Mothering Sunday. Apparently the baby Jesus started it, like a lot of money making cons, just look at Christmas.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 03 Apr 2011, 09:54

I wonder if the baby Jesus ever got Joseph anything for Father's Day. Unlucky, Joe.
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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 09:59

Some man who was pissed off that he didn't have enough socks by the time June came around invented Father's day.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 03 Apr 2011, 10:06

What kind of man doesn't have a surfeit of socks backed up from Christmas?

I don't remember ever buying myself socks...
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Post by WideWally Sun 03 Apr 2011, 10:17

Dello wrote:What kind of man doesn't have a surfeit of socks backed up from Christmas?

I don't remember ever buying myself socks...

That's right. Have another dig at me just because I have no friends or family.

I hate my life.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 03 Apr 2011, 10:31

Sorry Wally. I'll send you some socks.
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Post by JGK Sun 03 Apr 2011, 10:53

Wally - you might want to ask Dello if he got them second hand from RD.

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Post by WideWally Sun 03 Apr 2011, 11:04

Eww

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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 11:36

eowyn wrote:Thanks, Dello. I do like to think of myself as The Forum Mother...
Aunty, get it right.

Though as I appropriated in another thread, I would apparently marry you, so incest is in this year.

I'd f**k you also btw so don't feel left out on that front.

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Post by PeterCS Sun 03 Apr 2011, 11:41

ewww. Chance was a fine thing, you opportunistic whippersnapper.


Appropriated is about right.
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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 12:13

Dello wrote:What kind of man doesn't have a surfeit of socks backed up from Christmas?

I don't remember ever buying myself socks...

The type of man that doesn't do his washing on a regular basis and does what RD allegedly does with socks.
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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 12:14

vilkrang wrote:
eowyn wrote:Thanks, Dello. I do like to think of myself as The Forum Mother...
Aunty, get it right.

Though as I appropriated in another thread, I would apparently marry you, so incest is in this year.

I'd f**k you also btw so don't feel left out on that front.

Thanks, best present so far today.
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Post by PeterCS Sun 03 Apr 2011, 12:20

That slightly undercuts my attempt at humour Very Happy
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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 12:24

eowyn wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
eowyn wrote:Thanks, Dello. I do like to think of myself as The Forum Mother...
Aunty, get it right.

Though as I appropriated in another thread, I would apparently marry you, so incest is in this year.

I'd f**k you also btw so don't feel left out on that front.

Thanks, best present so far today.
I aim to please.

And now I need to take my dear old Mum and my massively racist 94 year old Grandmother our for lunch, so I shall see y'all later.

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Post by PeterCS Sun 03 Apr 2011, 12:26

Have a good one Vilks.

Have you heard this one, to tell your nan .....?
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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 15:01

Fark me, big portions they serve at the Old Bridge. Grandma wasn't racist at all either, even with Polish waitresses (fit).

Also, I've just discovered "Big" tomatoe juice. It's the absolute business, highly recommend it (may also go well with vodka, but I am not inclined to say).

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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 17:00

Look after your old racist nan, Vilks, they are a dying breed.
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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 17:43

eowyn wrote:Look after your old racist nan, Vilks, they are a dying breed.
I did, had to walk her arm in arm to and from the restaurant bless her.

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Post by eowyn Sun 03 Apr 2011, 19:11

I miss all my grandparents.
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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 19:26

She's my only remaining one. Her hubby was the best grandad ever though, only knew him for 14 years though.

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Post by Guest Sun 03 Apr 2011, 21:34

I take back what I said about "Big" tomatoe juice, I've drunken a sh!t load of the stuff today and my stomach feels like it's going to explode now.

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