Vilks.....

Getting hammered is the best remedy for a broken heart. I sympathise with you man. Why the f*ck are girls so f*cking f*cked?


And yes, I can type better than Vilks when drunk. Yayness.

Henry wrote:Why the f*ck are girls so f*cking f*cked?

Not a good question to ask if you're trying to dispel the 'Mudge is gay' stuff. Just thought you should know that.

Henry wrote:Getting hammered is the best remedy for a broken heart. I sympathise with you man. Why the f*ck are girls so f*cking f*cked?


And yes, I can type better than Vilks when drunk. Yayness.

I thought you must have been smashed after I read your "Stokes!!" thread, Trev.

Commiz, man.

Thanks Skully, All good. Ah well, always look on the bright side etc.......

I don't dispel, because the 'Mudge is gay' stuff was created way back in 2005 by Aussie forummers because I said some nasty wasty stuff about the Aussie cricket team. I'm defending myself Julian Assange style, baby. I iz the victim of a conspiracy la la...

Oh, is vilks nursing a broken heart? Is that why he's manically chasing the superficial "approval" of his peers via the rep button - an empty substitute for love.

Rep is not love, vilks. Don't be a repist. Make love not rep.

I assumed so. Getting hammered consistently is a symptom of a girl being a f*cking bitch and ripping your guts out.

The -pain.....the pain of it all......

Vilks meet Trev, Trev meet Vilks.

Henry wrote:I assumed so. Getting hammered consistently is a symptom of a girl being a f*cking bitch and ripping your guts out.

The -pain.....the pain of it all......

Pfft. I thought you knew something, had the inside line.

If we're just speculating, perhaps he's recently unrepressed some childhood memories of molestation by a large dog.

Maybe that's why he drinks. From a bowl on the floor.

I'm sure Vilks will sober up in a few weeks and laugh about all this. But seriously, I hope the lad is alright It's been a week of almost total drunkenness now. Pretty much non stop. Pull through that man!

Or perhaps its just the drugs.

Man.

Or perhaps Vilks is Karti trying to get attention. He posed as a respectable, knowledgable English forummer for a while but simply couldn't keep it up and his brain fried and the rest is history......or present?

Nah, perhaps it's the human.

Soz to hear that Trev, never nice, they can break one's balls fo' sho'.

And yes, you can type better than vilks when drunk, but so could a baboon.

There should be a forum drunkathon some evening.

Would you like to suggest something new?

I've forummed drunk. It's not dissimilar to forumming sober. Even the typing. Think I'd dread being out with Vilks when he's steaming, seems like his automotive functionality is totally shot. He'd be one of those mates you'd have to steer down the pavement.

Or just heave into a supermarket trolley.

Nah, he'd only try to stand up. Disaster in the making. Think man, think!

And there was us thinking Gus was the mentally unhinged one...

PeterCS wrote:Would you like to suggest something new?

Everybody gets drunk and forums at the same time.

Is doing it naked an option?

spangler wrote:Is doing it naked an option?

Just so long as you resist the urge to provide photographic evidence.

Or semi-liquid evidence, even worse.

Perhaps that's a pic of Spangler taken with the webcam whilst forumming......

Clothes have been photo-shopped on......

JKLever wrote:And there was us thinking Gus was the mentally unhinged one...

Presumably you must mean Angus Fraser, because I've always been a fairly well-rounded and solid individual, and all of my forumming up to this point has supported that. 3560 posts of lucid, coherent common sense.

spangler wrote:Is doing it naked an option?

Not if you're Merlin.