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Post by taipan Tue 15 May 2012, 13:16

Been missing since the chick got back from SA.

Is he:

1 in gaol for murder

2 Comatose in a gutter

3 Shagging what is left of his brains out?
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Post by lardbucket Tue 15 May 2012, 13:36

hope for (3) first; after that the rest doesn't matter

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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 May 2012, 14:04

4 crawled on hands and knees all the way to Bristol only to find she's left for Sweden for a week, which'll turn into a year.
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Post by LeFromage Tue 15 May 2012, 14:14

5: caught a particularly debilitating VD off a horse.
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Post by taipan Tue 15 May 2012, 14:24

6 Met up with Red Nd has been suffocated by her tits
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Post by lardbucket Tue 15 May 2012, 14:26

7: choked on his own schlong

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Post by taipan Tue 15 May 2012, 14:30

8 assassinated by VOR
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Post by lardbucket Tue 15 May 2012, 14:32

that would be a very ignominious way to go

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Post by taipan Tue 15 May 2012, 14:33

Especially if they were in a 3way with Red
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Post by lardbucket Tue 15 May 2012, 14:35

Red is unlikely ever to visit WA; might run into a South African

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Post by taipan Tue 15 May 2012, 14:37

lardbucket wrote:Red is unlikely ever to visit WA; might run into a South African

They are both in England.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51

What's that smell?
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Post by G.Wood Tue 15 May 2012, 23:59

Don't feed Vilks's attention hunger.

He's like a forumming Triffid
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Post by taipan Fri 18 May 2012, 08:17

Longest shag in history?
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Post by Brass Monkey Fri 18 May 2012, 08:52

G.Wood wrote:Don't feed Vilks's attention hunger.

He's like a forumming Triffid

Aye, he's a sponge of meme.
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Post by skully Fri 18 May 2012, 09:17

Brass Monkey wrote:
G.Wood wrote:Don't feed Vilks's attention hunger.

He's like a forumming Triffid

Aye, he's a sponge of meme.
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Post by Brass Monkey Fri 18 May 2012, 09:20

Are his toes cold though? Certainly doesn't look like there'll be horses outside.
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