Re: Shane Warne in the IPL

by LeFromage Thu 14 Apr 2011, 08:58

G.Wood wrote:
eowyn wrote: If you have a gift and only use it to get your end away you are a stupid.

Sorry Ang, but that is possibly the most bizzare criticism I have ever seen.

What if your gift is a massive schlong?

*checks inside trousers*

It isn't.

by JKLever Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:31

Did the penis pump arrive in the post Dello? Laughing

by eowyn Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:01

Ok, so maybe I did go over the top a bit but would all you married men treat your wives and children the way Shane Warne treated his? Marriages go wrong, I know, but not everyone publicly humiliates their spouse.

by PeterCS Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:54

I think it's probably fair to say SKW's imagination is at its best when applied to cricket strategy and tactics.

by Aditya Fri 15 Apr 2011, 01:26

Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

by G.Wood Fri 15 Apr 2011, 01:58

eowyn wrote:Ok, so maybe I did go over the top a bit but would all you married men treat your wives and children the way Shane Warne treated his? Marriages go wrong, I know, but not everyone publicly humiliates their spouse.

I don't believe anyone thinks he isn't a grub

by embee Fri 15 Apr 2011, 02:04

G.Wood wrote:
eowyn wrote:Ok, so maybe I did go over the top a bit but would all you married men treat your wives and children the way Shane Warne treated his? Marriages go wrong, I know, but not everyone publicly humiliates their spouse.

I don't believe anyone thinks he isn't a grub

usually the chick he is currently shagging thinks he's ok ....until she checks his twitter and finds how he ranks her

by furriner Fri 15 Apr 2011, 03:46

Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy. Laughing

by Bradman Fri 15 Apr 2011, 07:41

furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

by taipan Fri 15 Apr 2011, 07:55

Bradman wrote:
furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

But a grub with a straight arm.

by Bradman Fri 15 Apr 2011, 08:05

taipan wrote:
Bradman wrote:
furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

But a grub with a straight arm.

Good point.

by G.Wood Fri 15 Apr 2011, 08:06

taipan wrote:
Bradman wrote:
furriner wrote:
Aditya wrote:Not a bad record for the poor man's Murali.

Aussies not biting....here fishy fishy fishy.

Well I remember a series in SL where they were both uninjured and Warne proceeded to give him a masterclass. I'll take the poorman's Murali any day when the pressure's on. Plus he could captain.

Still a grub generally though.

But a grub with a straight arm.

Unlike trev

by PeterCS Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55

But not tonight, Josephine. Lady GaGa and the Shark see the Nightwrithers home.

SKW 0-28 off his 4. And captaincy errors too.

by Brass Monkey Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:56

Oh how the not-as-flabby have fallen.

by PeterCS Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:58

I am not calling Warney sh:t, but :t happens.

It's just a league.

by Brass Monkey Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00

Yeah, I wasn't insinuating anything, don't worry about an Aussie backlash you flaming fairy.

by Red Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:02

PeterCS wrote:But not tonight, Josephine. Lady GaGa and the Shark see the Nightwrithers home.

SKW 0-28 off his 4. And captaincy errors too.

He's actually done a lot of wacky things as captain in his four years in the IPL but the press seems a bit blinkered when it comes to this. He may well have made a great Aussie captain but the maverick part of his personality leaves him open to some eccentric moves at times.

Why for instance didn't Watto open in tonight's match?

by Red Fri 22 Apr 2011, 03:39

Four overs 1/50 against Gilly's mob. Tait bowled well though and Marsh starred with the bat.

by PeterCS Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:56

Wheels leaving the Warne wagon.

by Red Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:35

He has Liz rooting for him though.

by WideWally Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:15

Red wrote:He has Liz rooting for him though.

I don't think you are allowed to write things like that on this forum. We do have standards, you know!

by furriner Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:12

You're all just jealous,.

by furriner Sat 23 Apr 2011, 02:17

In other words........................................you hatahs.

by PeterCS Sat 23 Apr 2011, 03:23

Ah ... NOW I get you, furri .....

You had me confused there for a few hours.

And I daresay most other Bailers ... ...

by furriner Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:27

Rajasthan Royals v Kochi Tuskers Kerala
Rajasthan Royals won by 8 wickets (with 35 balls remaining)

SK Warne 4 0 16 3 4.00

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