Re: The Wimbledon Thread - anyone for tennis?

by Henry Mon 20 Jun 2011, 08:48

So Taips is yet another f*cking Kolpak? Did you work in Derby?

Wimbledon starts today. The Brit should beat the unknown Spaniard in the first round, although after all of the hype, it would be typical if the Scot was beaten in an upset.

by JGK Mon 20 Jun 2011, 08:49

There is some value there somewhere in the Women's event.

by Henry Mon 20 Jun 2011, 08:54

Is this the first time the roof will be in use over centre court? Or was it used last year?

by Henry Mon 20 Jun 2011, 08:55

Ah, I see it was first used in 2009. mybad

by skully Mon 20 Jun 2011, 09:38

Is this over yet?

What? It hasn't even started??

Mad

by embee Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28

Seven2 are showing Wanda play Crunchy from some outside court at the moment ...Nein didnt even bother putting in a bid for the rights this year ...Newk was not impressed ...but is happy to be paid by Stokes instead

by PeterCS Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:14

BLOODY HELL!

Jelena Dokic. Sexbomb!

Sorry - don't know what came over me there .....

The troubled Serb who had (has?) the father from hell. A haunted look taking her half way round the world and back. Terrific weight of shot, interspersed with delicacy of dinks and drop shots. Little Miss Intensity.

And she runs like a frog, crouch-waddling-scuttling her way into shots.

Spectacular player who was never quite consistent enough to be a Seles or Graf (but then few are).

But wow! What a bod. Blonde bombshell.

Sorry - it came over me again there.

*clears throat* ... right. all right again now. Carry on.

by Henry Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:15

Dokic? 5/10. There's definitely better going around.

by PeterCS Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18

Each to their own daydream! Very Happy

by Henry Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:07

I've just flicked over to the Dokic match now- It;s because her nipples are standing out like Mount Everest in New Mexico, isn't it.

by eowyn Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:11

She did have them very much on display.

by PeterCS Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:53

Ah well, she lost. Inconsistency again. Like a Brit who hits and battles a little bit harder.

And of course yes. But very curvaceous all over, as well as muscular. And for all the Slavonic frowning and scowling and silent screaming (but then most top tennis players do that, male and female), (facially) good-looking too, I think. Long eyelashes and all.

Pity she can't bloody win! Very Happy

by Henry Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:46

The Scot loses the first set!

by Big Dog Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:21

Henry wrote:The Scot loses the first set!

....and then won fifteen games straight to win in three.

by Big Dog Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:25

Hewitt & Tomic make it throught to the second round but Stosur makes her customary first round exit.

by PeterCS Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:44

Big Dog wrote:
Henry wrote:The Scot loses the first set!

....and then won fifteen games straight to win in three.

... technically in four (best of five).

by Big Dog Wed 22 Jun 2011, 09:16

PeterCS wrote:
Big Dog wrote:
Henry wrote:The Scot loses the first set!

....and then won fifteen games straight to win in three.
... technically in four (best of five).

Yes, i meant he won the next three. I see Henman Hill has now become Murray Mound. Laughing

by JGK Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:48

I see Henman Hill has now become Murray Mound.

When Mark Phillippousis played Fed in the 03 final, it was known as The Pile of Poo.

by Nath Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:53

Australian tennis is as bad as Australian cricket at present (and likewise with the crap tv coverage)

by lardbucket Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58

JGK wrote:
I see Henman Hill has now become Murray Mound.

When Mark Phillippousis played Fed in the 03 final, it was known as The Pile of Poo.

When the Poo was Rogered on Centre Court?

by JGK Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07

Aye, as rogered as his career after that match.

by lardbucket Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:16

Anyway, is this the right thread to talk about the women's doubles? I'm liking the idea of that Eastern European Getyergiroff/Legova combo ...

by DJ_Smerk Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:37

Come on, Krumm!

Take one for all Japanese housewives worldwide!

by Henry Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:10

あなたのベストを尽くす！

by Henry Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:11

There you go Smerk. I translated it for her.

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