I see our latest (June 2011) registered member is...

So who is our latest registered member?

That would be satoshi the Japanese-sounding Sri Lankan (apparently) person.

Hmmmm. One of tac's identities students?

taipan wrote:
Dan I wasn't advocating early, just not too late. I was 29 with my first and was lucky enough to fit in a crickey game with both mine.

No, I just meant in general, general people. It wasn't derision anyhow, I recognise people have them before they're 30. As I mentioned earlier, I'm just a shitbag.

Brass Monkey wrote:I'm just a shitbag.

I wonder if horrie has a name for his colostomy bag?

skully wrote:That would be satoshi the Japanese-sounding Sri Lankan (apparently) person.

Satoshi won't post again unless we talk more about the genocide in Sri Lanka - there are lots of these pro and anti Tamil Sri Lankans who search out internet comments and argue their case.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Dan I wasn't advocating early, just not too late. I was 29 with my first and was lucky enough to fit in a crickey game with both mine.

No, I just meant in general, general people. It wasn't derision anyhow, I recognise people have them before they're 30. As I mentioned earlier, I'm just a shitbag.

At that stage 30 was considered very late over here. I missed it by 3 months.

Gary 111 wrote:

skully wrote:That would be satoshi the Japanese-sounding Sri Lankan (apparently) person.

Satoshi won't post again unless we talk more about the genocide in Sri Lanka - there are lots of these pro and anti Tamil Sri Lankans who search out internet comments and argue their case.

Well let's not alienate him.

Sounds fairly alienated already if he is a Japanese Sri Lankan (Tamil?) on FB.

taipan wrote:
At that stage 30 was considered very late over here. I missed it by 3 months.

Yeah, I reckon now it's not so bad, over here. It's all about the lady who wants a bun in the oven though, innit.

Garrr! So if I'd called myself something Japanese I'd by rights have to be Japanese. What is wrong with you? It's only a Flaming nickname!

And not just any old bun, me ol' china.

Ah, but nomen est omen.

Brass Monkey wrote:Garrr! So if I'd called myself something Japanese I'd by rights have to be Japanese. What is wrong with you? It's only a Flaming nickname!

Yeah, that's right. Monkey's aren't even native to Northants. That mans a great big phoney. Phoney!

I insist you change to Brss Fieldmouse or Brass Rabbit. If indeed they do have brass in Northants.

They have plenty of muck ...

Brass Mucky?

Gary 111 wrote:Yeah, that's right. Monkey's aren't even native to Northants. That mans a great big phoney. Phoney!

I insist you change to Brss Fieldmouse or Brass Rabbit. If indeed they do have brass in Northants.

Well, the reason I was reticent to give until recently was this:

Stag do was occurring. Got some beans and whizz. Turns out the place we were going to wouldn't let you in if you looked off your head. So... vitamin C was obviously needed as it makes you come down. So, I kept ordering all of us brass monkeys, which is rum, vodka and orange. I said that the first one to blow chunks buys the drinks for the rest of the night, safe in the knowledge that I don't blow chunks on alcoholic beverages. Who blew chunks first? Me. 300 notes, in the end, after already spending whatever on food, drugs, minge-dances and alcohol. They got a DJ to play Brass Monkey and sang it to me. Most still call me 'brass' every now and again, if they want me to feel angst.

Hehehe, top tale, Danny.

The last time I blew chunks on alcohol. Getting on for 12 years ago. The only time there was anything riding on my non-puke abilities. The only time it mattered and I didn't 'perform'. I'm like Ian Bell.

I remember looking too f**ked to enter a club once... I thought if I walked around a nearby tree and rolled up my sleeves as I did so that the bouncer wouldn't recognise me. He would surely think that the person coming out of the other side of the tree was a completely different person, unlike the complete mentalist with the long sleeve shirt on. This was my reasoning anyway. Wasn't quite sound.

Probably didn't help that I was covered in mud.

I told you not to turn tricks for meth in the bushes near the club. Unwise just doesn't cover it.

vilkrang wrote:I remember looking too f**ked to enter a club once... I thought if I walked around a nearby tree and rolled up my sleeves as I did so that the bouncer wouldn't recognise me. He would surely think that the person coming out of the other side of the tree was a completely different person, unlike the complete mentalist with the long sleeve shirt on. This was my reasoning anyway. Wasn't quite sound.

Probably didn't help that I was covered in mud.

Heh, vilks, the FB comedian.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Dan I wasn't advocating early, just not too late. I was 29 with my first and was lucky enough to fit in a crickey game with both mine.

No, I just meant in general, general people. It wasn't derision anyhow, I recognise people have them before they're 30. As I mentioned earlier, I'm just a shitbag.

I thought your name IRL was Dan, not Jade...

PeterCS wrote:

lardbucket wrote:greedy girl, torn between two lava lavas?

Now THAT ... is the Bruce Francis of songs.

That and Jim Diamond's song, whose title (thankfully) escapes me.

I won't let you down again. Oh, I just did.

You, or perhaps, I should have known better...