Most despicable qont qurrently in world football?

Parameters include: mercenary, mendacious, sneaky and self-righteous. Oh, and being a qont.

This is a real rogues gallery. Lee Bowyer - an old "favourite" in this category - has been removed from the list, as he effectively no longer plays football.

You know what, they all blend into one gigantic ball of quntishness. I can identify with none of them. They're despicable human beings. I vote for 'None Of The Above'.

No Cashley, Rooney or Giggs (should have been a high new entry after previously being seen as one of football's few relatively decent men)?

Barton's just your average thug, Savage just an irritating twat and Tevez merely someone who struggles to settle and has a sh!t-stirring agent. Ronaldo's an arrogant tosser but again, there are worse.

Blatter's in a league of his own, of course. No individual player or manager can ruin the world game on his own - he can.

Can't be bothered with criteria.

I fond the following to be objectionable qunts:

Ashley Cole
Anton Ferdinand
Rio Ferdinand
El Hadj Diouf
Mother Ferdinand
Papa Ferdinand
Ferdinand Porsche
The guy that presents the F1 coverage on the BBC
The Sports section presenter on Daybreak
Niklas Bendtner
Max Clifford
Clifford the Dog

Yeah the spitter's a good call. Forgot about him.

A few managers worthy of the shortlist as well?

Erm, Andy Carroll???? At least the rest don't batter their girlfriends. I f*cking despise the guy.

Why is Tevez a c*nt? It's bullish*t. He wants to be closer to his wife and kids and doesn't particulary like living in England. Yeah, what a c*nt. It's the standard argument of moron fans who cant seem to grasp that their wank little football club isnt the be all and end all in everyone's lives. Get over it. He gives 100% every time he plays. They should be grateful he played for them.

Lara you c*ck. On the Blue Room forum that's the prevailing opinion of yer average city fan, so stick that in your righteous pipe and smoke it.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Erm, Andy Carroll???? At least the rest don't batter their girlfriends. I f*cking despise the guy.

It's ok if she was pregnant

What's the prevailing opinion? That he's the worsest player to play for your team since the club was formed in 2008?

spangler wrote:
It's ok if she was pregnant

Yeah, I was disgusted when I heard she wasn't.

If Roy Keane or Gary Neville were still playing I'd have them. Or Ben Thatcher - he was a qunt of the first order.

I'm not that well up with English football but who was the guy that laid the boots into a spectator a few years back.

Eric Quntona.

I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the entire Barcelona team and their diving, feigning injury, hounding referees, trying to get everyone sent off and then claiming to be the sole guardians of the beautiful game.

Cantona's kung-fu kick was apparently a heated spur-of-the-moment response to a spectator calling him a "French c*nt".

But if we are talking of cynical, calculated violence, I think THIS is still the nec plus ultra.

Battiston was knocked unconscious.

Schumacher was not even given a yellow card.

Here's a really cynical foul. I am surprised Rivaldo's face did not have to be surgically rearranged after this pounding it got.

what about that leg-breaking geezer? well, the main leg-breaking geezer. Roy Keane. He was a menace.

I'm sure it was accidental.

On that subject, an amazing series of coincidental touches of boots on legs, faces etc. here. But where is Joey Barton?

Kevin Muscat's retired, right?

Aye ...but there's still a few footballers ruuning around with his boot studs still in their knees

Man's got to try to leave a mark somehow ...